Is it normal that my shower ritual suddenly changed?

Oh jeez, I've heard about this. Your left arm is gonna get revenge on you, maybe tonight while you sleep. I recommend that you tie that bastard up. Put it behind you and wrap yourself up in pink cellophane and finish it off with a pretty ribbon. If you neglect to do this, it will detach itself and beat you in and about the face, head and buttocks. It can get a helluva flail going on its own, it's really quite the spectacle. And you can forget about ever seeing your right leg alive again.

There have been thirteen reported cases of death from this anomaly this year already. Usually while operating a motor vehicle or other heavy machinery, but it could happen anywhere at any time. Please take all precautions possible to avoid this from happening. It really scares the kids, ya know?

Hold on, ill try to give a shit... I cant sorry.

I used to always wash my chest first. I did it for many years, to be exact. Then one day, I made the sudden switch to my arms.

I always wash my face first.

I, too, start with my left arm. Is there a hidden meaning behind this? What could it mean? :)

Ah so. Very odd rituals. I would think you would start with a "tickle me Elmo" by squirting warm water on your genitals

Could it be you have a brain tumor? They can often affect people in odd ways, causing habits to change.