Is it normal that my sperm is the finest in the land?

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I understand the power of my own semen. I am overflowing with the energy of life. This causes me to invisibly flower with a magnetic essence; not outwardly but with a strengthened mind and nervous system. Women that get too close to me are captivated by the flow of my vital male energy. My charisma energizes these ladies.

99% of all men think sperm is a waste product. They wank into dirty socks in the night. Eventually they become substandard wetches, slaving in dead end jobs. Their sperm simply has no nutrients or vitality because they have become depleted robots.

I am not like them. But, am I normal?

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Based on 5 votes (1 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    No sperm should be wasted. I do everything I can to make sure every precious drop is deposited in a proper receptacle! 😜👅

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Thank you for understanding the value of good sperm. I wish you the joy that only the finest sperm can bring.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    You sound like a prize bull that should be selling your sperm. Get in touch with a medical company that needs anonymous sperm donors. If you are under 18, your parents will have to sign a consent form for you.

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  • RaggedyandDandy
    5 years ago

    Well I don't believe that since most people are Average Joes/Janes (including myself) but at least you have great self esteem. Not everyone does.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Yes, most people are average. A few people ARE exceptional. I can see that the finest semen is not a priority for you.

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    If what you say is true, why the hell are you wasting time on the internet, and IIN in particular?

    You owe it to humanity to be out there captivating and energising every woman blessed enough to be in range of your mystic powers.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      True. But, I am here for a bit to find out if I am normal. I suspect that I am actually exceptional.

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      • nikkiclaire
        5 years ago

        You should apply to deposit them at a sperm bank. That way you'll get paid twice a week to jack off.

        I just watched a lisa ling special on netflix about this very subject.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Interesting. I am going to watch it too. If you would like to be inseminated with my fine sperm, we can work out a deal for ten dollars.

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          • nikkiclaire
            5 years ago

            I cost more than that 🤣🤣🤣 A LOT more.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              5 years ago

              No. I sell you a thin plastic straw with my fine sperm for $10, and then leave. You inject it into your uterus when you are ovulating. This whole process has nothing to do with sex. If you want to get fucked, find a crude brute at the bar, take him home and put a condom on his dick.

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  • Barbarella
    5 years ago

    Sorry, but we girls don't care about your semen. Your self-perceived vitality could be interesting, if it is actually real.

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  • Acton98
    5 years ago

    It's totally normal to fantasize.
    But eventually you should move out of your parents house.

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