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When I poop I love the feeling. I'll even hold it in a little longer and slowly release it because it feels so good. I take my time and I'll sit on the toilet for like a half hour!
Mine too. I used to think I was getting sad because my food was leaving me for good.
You enjoy it because you're very well used to that feeling. It must be all that anal play you've had over the years. What else would you expect? Many years of shoving dildos in your ass would do that. Oh well, to each their own.
Constipation? You need more vegetable fiber and hydration. Alas, if you enjoy your reign upon the porcelain throne for half hour interludes, enjoy!
I think for the most part everybody feels good after taking a poo. There's even tee shirts that say, "I pooped today". Dogs like to run for joy after they poo. Ha ha. If you want, start singing post-poo.
Oh, and buy some Poo-pourri. It's a real product. Look up the commercials. La la la.