Is it normal that, whenever i'm standing and peeing, i have the urge to spit

I do this except I aim for my penis, then as the spit is in the air I attempt to manoeuvre my penis out of the way just in time. It's a game against myself, a battle between mouth and penis. Who will win? Who will lose? In both cases me, but oh what larks shall be had in the pursuit of the inevitable.

Sometimes I like to flush the toilet before I even start to pee and watch the pee get swooshed around by the whirling water, haha.

You are drastically and dramatically normal, much more normal than that national liar, Paul Ryan.

I suppose sexual fantasies about Romney could be considered normal, peeing on people is well known fetish, I guess.

Pee Spitting eh? i thought i was the only one who did that

You might be a redneck.

I'd say it's pretty normal, my dad always spits when he pees, and I picked the habit recently lol.