Is it normal they didn't give me any cake at the office party?

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I work in an office and I hate it. We had a party last week and I did not receive any cake. That's not the first time either. I don't think these people like me very much. They keep making me move my desk. Four times now. I used to be by the window and i could see the squirrels. They were married. And now my stapler is missing. It's a red Swingline! I want it back or i'll burn this motherfucker to the ground!

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Based on 21 votes (8 yes)
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  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    It's sad I picked this from the title alone, isn't it?

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    • dirtybirdy
      6 years ago

      I hope your stuff didn't break:(... I keep thinking i could have shipped it better .... way better, phooey , I'm a dodo

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  • RainbowDischarge
    8 years ago

    I believe you have my stapler.

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  • noid
    8 years ago

    I love that movie.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Yeah, if you could just go ahead and get yourself a can of raid and take care of this pest problem, that'd be grrrreeeat. Thaaaanks

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    Its oky Milton, you will win in the end buddy

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Today is the day.

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    You're probably a fat little cunt thats why.

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    You can't have your cake and eat it too

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    I'm sure this is a reference to something.... I just can't quite figure it out. Someone help me?

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    • dynamohumm
      8 years ago

      The OP is referring to a movie called Office Space made back in the late 90's early 2000's. It is a funny movie making fun of working in an office.

      The character OP is channelling is a character called Milton who is a sad, pathetic (yet extremely funny) fuck.

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    I wouldn't worry about them , you can change your attitude and confidence or get back at the world by becoming rich xD

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    George Costanza I presume?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      the jerk store called...

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Boo fucking hoo.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      But now my desk is in the basement and they want me to deal with the cockroaches while I'm down there. That's not fair!

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        I repeat; Boo fucking hoo.
        At least you have a job.

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