Is it normal to aim a turd w/ your hand so it doesn't jackknife when you flush

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I have the misfortune of producing large, hard poos and a weak toilet. Is it completely unreasonable that I would rotate and dunk the turd with my hand to prevent the toilet from clogging?

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    um why not use the toilet plunger instead of your hand?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Is it normal that when I read this it looked like it said, "I am a turd in your hand"?

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  • Brownblowout
    9 years ago

    A small toilet will make you "handle" the dump

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  • jethro
    9 years ago

    LOL I am still laughing. Try eating more ruffage and drink more water and your stool will be softer. Then jack knifing wont be an issue anymore. You can also take stool softeners as well to aid in the softer poos. You could also move to a location that has stronger WC's.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Bowel movements can "jack knife"? What is "jack knifing"? Instead of using your hand, break it up with a stick or the plunger.

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  • Blue_Velvet
    9 years ago

    Maybe you are using too much toilet paper.

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    What does jackknife mean?

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