Is it normal to be hijacked on iin?

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I have been hijacked! There are 2 posts on the thread "Is it normal that every time I go to shower I do awkward "things"?" that are NOT FROM ME. I do not know how this has happened. Any thoughts, hackers? Help me, I'm obnoxious enough as me, but let someone else in the door, and we'll have to close the shop.

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  • Darkoil
    9 years ago

    Yes this happened to me as well! Every time I was a cunt with someone on here it wasn't actually me....

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    We've been hijacked!

    Fuck!

    OK.. I'll distract the guy with the knife whilst you disarm the one with the gun and we'll see just how tough these cunts really are! We'll land this cunting plane safely like the patriotic heroes we are!

    And don't call me Shirley.

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      Surely?

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      • disthing
        9 years ago

        This could be the start of a new trend - jokes in reverse.

        Laughter, followed by the punchline, followed by the start of the joke, and then deafening silence...

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        • thegypsysailor
          9 years ago

          This uncontrollable urge took hold of me and made me do it. Sorry. :(

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    9 years ago

    An evil clone maybe? I'd recommend a full body scan on the IIN users here and when you find a match? Release a swarm of Vashta Nerada on them.

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      Can I assume 'Vashta Nerada' is whoop ass?

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      • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
        9 years ago

        Vashta Nerada is actually a swarm of microscopic carnivores that can strip the flesh off bones in a split second sir.

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        • thegypsysailor
          9 years ago

          even better!

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          • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
            9 years ago

            They look like a shadow, so count your shadows sir.

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    It happens. Report them. It'll take ages though, because Udi seems to be on permanent leave.

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    • disthing
      9 years ago

      'Permanent leave' sounds like CIA code for 'dead'.

      RIP UDI

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      • charli.m
        9 years ago

        Sounds apt, all things considered...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    mebbe if yalls sailboat goes below 50 mph a bombs gonna explode

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      Please, Speed it up over there, will you? But you could have an idea of what's going to happen.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    This looks like a job for *cue dramatic music*, The Great Mouse Detective!

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