Is it normal to be paranoid that farts infect your blood with diarrhea

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I am always worried someone is going to gas me. In the fruit section of the grocery store the other day some old woman let one loose and I had to call in sick to work.

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  • IRonMan78
    8 years ago

    It seems to have passed the diarrhea stage straight into brain liquidation...

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I'm guessing anatomy wasn't a subject you paid any attention to. Not even the tiniest bit.

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  • NarutoUzumaki
    8 years ago

    No, if people fart around you a lot all of the sulfur from the farts turns into hair and you go super saiyan.

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  • GreyWulfen
    8 years ago

    I think the fart went into your brain, not into your blood.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Haha, I hate when that happens. I'm sorry for your struggles. There are underground support groups for this. Don't be ashamed to get help.

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  • WardenOfFate
    8 years ago

    This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen on here yet.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Be afraid... Be very afraid

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    Bloody diarrhea sounds dire.

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