Is it normal to be scared of the vaccum cleaner?

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I've been afraid of vaccum cleaners for such a long time. Not using one, but my brother constantly puts it towards me whenever he is using it. Every time, I nearly piss my pants. I sincerely don't know why I am this afraid of vaccum cleaners pointed at me. Make fun of me all you want, I'll admit, this is kinda funny. I think It's because my grandma would always put the litle nozzle up to my feet (I absolutely hate feet so much) and I think it scarred me.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    3 years ago

    My cat has this problem as well. Do you run and hide in the closet as well?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I usually jump on the nearest elevated surface. I cant hide in the closet, because i have not yet come out.

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  • McSorley
    3 years ago

    When I was super young I was terrified of the furnace in the basement.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    What breed of dog are you?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      No

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  • momgetthecamera
    3 years ago

    I did when I was younger, the same with hand drying machines and fans to a degree. But I know that lots of other people are this way, they just outgrow it.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Put googly eyes on it and is hilarious

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  • libertybell
    3 years ago

    What are you, a cat? Are you afraid it's going to suck you up?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      My toes, yeah. Humanity is better off without toes anyway, though. That, and the deafening g note it manages to hit like a coyote in heat. Melts my eardrums every time i hear that horrible noise, the same reaction if i had my em burst with 5 100 watt amps and 2 20-inch subwoofers at all times. Not to mention the crackling that sounds like dipping an arthritic hand into boiling vegetable oil. I legit thought this was normal until it was pointed out to me.

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    You sound like my first wife (divorced) she was terrified of the vacuum cleaned, dusters, polish, washing machine, cooker, kitchen sink. We were only married a year but I divorced 4 stone more than I married.
    Here's an idea, you do the bloody cleaning instead of bellyaching!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I still do the cleaning, and still use a vacuum, as I said in my post, it's only when my brother pushes it towards me. In fact, I usually enjoy doing dishes and dusting because they make nice noises and touches, and I can be alone with my imagination. And when I say scared, i mean like, stomach-hurting adrenaline-pumping scared. Sorry about what happened with ya 1st wife, it sucks to get divorced multiple times. Sorry if you meant this as a joke, i have a hard time understanding jokes that need tonal cues put into them. Thank you for the feedback!

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      • rocketdave
        3 years ago

        No joking, I've been married 3 times, 1st was a waste of space, the 2nd cheated while I was working abroad and Nee, my third wife died in 1997, she had Lupus when we married.

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