Is it normal to buggin buggin cheese buzz buzz?

So the other day I was eating my dildo but then suddenly-BOOM-my sock turned gray.

I just can’t figure it out and I worry that my grades are slipping because of my mistakes.

GERMAAAAAAAAAN!

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  • Wryladradofft

    Same here, except I'm circumcised so it's not as bad

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  • Boojum

    Happens to me at least three times every day.

    Well, apart from my socks turning gray; they shift to cerise.

    And I'm not in school, so I don't worry about my grades. But I dream about that sometimes.

    And I don't eat my dildo; I fondle it while I fantasise about Mike Pence telling me I'm a very naughty boy and thumping me on the head with his Bible.

    But yeah, German for sure.

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    • Hubbard

      German for sure!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    sounds french to me

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