Is it normal to cure stomach cramps with rum and advil?

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Every evening I've been getting cramps and it doesn't get better until I swallow three advil with about 5 shots of rum.

I think it's just a case of diarrhea but the poop comes out solid at regular intervals.

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    Throw a fifth of tequila into your nightly ritual and you'll have no more problems.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    If you're having stomach cramps every night maybe you need to take a good look at your diet. Diarrhea doesn't come out solid, by the way.

    Painkillers & 5 shots of rum every night is not healthy, you must surely know that

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I know it's not healthy but it's just been the last week or so I've had this problem.

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        If this has been going on for a week, your self-medication obviously isn't working so maybe time to see a doctor?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          I was thinking about it, but seeing a doctor usually leads to more problems with unnecessary treatments and prescriptions. I'd rather just ride it out.

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          • Ellenna
            8 years ago

            Your choice, but you're self-medicating anyway and there has to be something a doctor could prescribe or that you could get over the counter from a pharmacist to replace all that rum: methinks maybe you're enjoying all those tots every night?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    If you really want to cure the stomach cramps forever, you could add a couple of ounces of strychnine to the mix. Guaranteed, no more pain!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I think you are being sarcastic.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Ya think?

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      No more pain after the excruciating agony from the strychnine

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        three advil with about 5 shots of rum
        my way is just quicker.

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        • Ellenna
          8 years ago

          And totally final .....

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  • GodofWisdom
    8 years ago

    No, Advil is not needed.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    The answer is more fiber!

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  • Darkoil
    8 years ago

    Cigarettes work wonders for stomach cramps, nicotine is a really powerful stimulant which contracts the smooth muscles of the gastrointestinal tract. It's why nicotine is also really good at suppressing hunger.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Haven't smoked in a long time but thanks, I'll try this.

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      • Darkoil
        8 years ago

        Yeah 1 should settle it, no need to start chain smoking or anything.

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    Maybe you're just pregnant and now you are busy changing the embryo into Jack Sparrow

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