Is it normal to dream you are kim jong-un?

For the past few weeks, I have been having the same kind of dream every night.

Usually, I'm on a helicopter, with thousands of women screaming in delight at the very sight of my face. I look at my hands my nails are different. I turn to my left and demand a mirror from a slave. The slave eventually finds a mirror and gives it to me. I am enraged by his slowness so I throw him out of my helicopter. I look into the mirror and I realize that I am the Supreme Leader of the Glorious Nation of the Democratic Republic of North Korea, whose gonads are envied by men and women alike.

Suddenly, my military advisor tells me that false Korea is planning an attack. A missile hits my helicopter, and the helicopter begins to fall to the ground. I, with my amazing supernatural skills, jump out of the helicopter and fly down to the ground. The thousands of women, unable to contain their desire for me, jump on top of me and there is a huge orgy.

Then I wake up, but I still think that I am Kim Jong-Un for a while. I usually wake up in a pile of supreme semen.

Great story, huh?

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Comments ( 84 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i gits the distinct feelin that mr kim is nothin but a puppet whats bein controlled by other shadowy peoples in the regime

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    • eccentriceel

      Puppet? Well, you can see the strings attached to his limbs if you look closely.

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  • Avant-Garde

    You should watch Cracked's cartoon parodies of Kim Jung Un. They're glorious.

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    • eccentriceel

      Wow, thanks! Seriously they are mighty. Have you seen CollegeHumor's "Adventures of Kim Jong-Un"? They are top-notch.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Opsie! It could have been CollegeHumor that I was referring to all along. It's so easy getting the two mixed up.

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        • eccentriceel

          Yeah, both funny though.

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  • thegypsysailor

    You must have pretty low self esteem to dream you are a short, fat, baby faced, oriental guy with a bad haircut.

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    • eccentriceel

      I think you'll find that 100% of North Korean women would like to bang me. *ahem* it's not like all the ones who don't have been executed... *ahem*

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      • thegypsysailor

        I think you'll find that not even his cute wife would 'bang' him if her life didn't depend on it.
        If that's how you enjoy your women; in fear for their lives if they don't have sex with you, then being a short, fat, baby faced, oriental guy with a bad haircut is the least of your problems!

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        • RoseIsabella

          I bet that fat ass has a tiny weiner, so she probably doesn't feel it when they do it anyway.

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          • thegypsysailor

            Are you talking about the OP?

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            • RoseIsabella

              Nope, I'm talking about the real Kim Jong-Un, he's a fat, dickless piece of shit.

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        • eccentriceel

          But her life does depend on it. She will be executed if she doesn't.

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          • eastbeast

            I told you we need to keep that secret.

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            • eccentriceel

              She wasn't in the orgy last night. Methinks an execution is needed...

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      • Tinybird

        I know I wanna bang lots of North Korean guys

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Kim Jon Un's bloated carcass looks like it could feed plenty of hungry wild animals.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I like your style.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Thank you.
        :)

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    • eccentriceel

      "Feed" as in sexually satisfy "wild animals" as in horny ladies?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        No. Feed as in tear the flesh off his bones, cook it, and feed it to some happy sharks in the water. Heck, if they offered it to humans, I'd sample the food.

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        • eccentriceel

          How dare you insult the mighty leader of the greatest nation on earth?
          If he was fed to you, you should feel honoured that you have got a chunk of God inside of you. Inside you.

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          • RoseIsabella

            I'd like to feed a chunk of poo to that fat, dickless, Communist piece of blubber.

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          • eastbeast

            I have heard he believes all his power comes from the 'essence' of his subjects.

            Just remembered that when I read your post about chunks of god and inside you.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Kim Jong-Un is a fatty fatty boombalatty!

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    • eccentriceel

      How dare you!
      You will soon feel the might of the iron fist of true Korea!

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      • eastbeast

        Is Kim into fisting then?

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        • RoseIsabella

          I imagine he prefers to be on the receiving end.

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          • eastbeast

            I'm as sure as I can be that he likes the Cock.

            Much in the same way as he somehow managed a round of Golf in 17 shots, he can probably take the largest one you could imagine, unlubed, without so much as a wince.

            Thats what you call being manly!

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          • eccentriceel

            The Glorious Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of Korea can fist and be fisted.

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            • eastbeast

              Similar to the old 'daisy chain' I hear he is so fond of.

              I think he get ideas after watching that old kung fu film 'fist of fury'

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            • RoseIsabella

              Good for him and his cornhole.

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        • eccentriceel

          Oh yes! There is an orgy in the Supreme Pyongyang Palace tonight. You're invited.

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          • eastbeast

            Dude! Sweet!
            I am so there, just getting in my Hyundai now.

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            • eccentriceel

              Great! See you there!
              Oh, by the way, there will be several different orgies going on. Let me explain.

              At 18:00, eight different orgies will begin, the participants are categorized by their favourite sex act.
              There is felching, double stuffing, inter-racial, oral, nasal, straight, homosexual and finally paedophilia.

              Don't worry! If you wish to attend more than one of these orgies, the guest list can rotate.

              Then, at 23:00, all of the orgies will combine into one supreme, grand orgy, where I, Kim Jong-Un will join you all and let you get a taste of my mighty spunk.

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      • RoseIsabella

        ... but he's very ugly and he deserves to know!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    You better hope he doesn't visit this site, this, this is an act of war, he'll demand you remove it or face extreme retaliation

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    • eccentriceel

      Or maybe I am Kim Jong-Un!

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        I respect your authoritah!!!!

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        • eccentriceel

          ...supreme leader.

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        • eccentriceel

          You'd better.
          AND CALL ME SUPREME LEADER NEXT TIME!

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  • Tinybird

    annnoooooyyyyyiiiiinggg

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  • Elder_Fry_Sauce_LDS

    I pray Kim Jong-Un will accept Heavenly Father. Then treat his people well and spread the word to them.

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