Is it normal to enjoy pooping in various places?

I always enjoy pooping whenever I go places. I love to find toilets and poop, savoring the fact that I am sequestered within a safe location, out of the sight of others as I leave a record made of thick, brown logs behind for any man to find in the future, should he need to do likewise. I have the fondest memories of savoring the bathroom of a childhood friend for whom I house-sat last year, reading the works of Borges during the zenith of a most tumultuous storm, etching into my memory each tile, crevice, and fixture of that sacred, solitary location. I am left with a sense of calm over further recollections, of how the sunlight danced upon the floor-tiles on the restroom in my elementary school class, the Fridays nights and the Valentine's day I spent alone in solitude as a child in my boyhood home's bathroom, gazing out the window as the silver rain splashed upon the screen and gave way to night. How sad am I, to have finished a day's poop. I cannot help it; I am endlessly nostalgic for each extraordinary poop I have taken, and would fondly return to each hour that I ever took them, if I could.

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  • Avant-Garde

    In a past life, you were a dog.

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  • missy911

    You are not normal. That being said, I have an English Composition assignment due and I am stuck at work. Can I borrow your story?

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    • By all means, yes, you may use it. It might also be useful for any psych assignments (particularly in regards to Freud's "Anal Stage" of psychosexual development) that you might have.

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  • slings_and_arrows

    I wish I had such beautiful memories.

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  • deepthought33

    This is so pretty.

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  • CheyChey

    I can never poop anywhere besides my own toilet at home and even then the house has to be completely empty. Even when I go somewhere it's like my digestive system shuts down and I lose the ability to poop and usually end up constipated.

    As someone wise once said there's no toilet like your own.

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