Is it normal to hate shitting while drunk?

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Is it normal I hate taking a shit when I'm drunk. Especially if it's a messy one that involves a lot of wiping.

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Based on 24 votes (18 yes)
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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    Even if I'm only slightly drunk, I'm always unreasonably paranoid I'll fuck everything up if I do it drunk. So if I cook anything I'll be paranoid I'll burn the house down, or if I pour myself a drink I'll be paranoid I'll spill it. So yeah, when I take a shit I'll be paranoid I'll somehow get shit everywhere or something. It's stupid I know, but yeah. Lol.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Not an entirely unrealistic concern. The possibility of waking up to a shitty mess is an ugly one.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    5 years ago

    Beats not shitting and being forced to hold it...

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    Everything is funner when drunk. You could follow it up with a shower.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    That's the best time to shit.

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