Is it normal to have a crush on squidward?

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In my mind, Squidward is one of the most fuckable characters in existence. I frequently search for Rule 34 renditions of the sexy mollusk, particularly those involving Squilliam. I also have an OC whose back story is that he is Squidward's brother and the two of them experiment with one another. I've always been attracted to the thin, artistic type, and, I gotta say, Squidward fits the bill. He's also very patient when it comes to the mentally challenged, a trait I find very sweet and endearing (he's been living between Sponge and Patrick all that time).

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/166/e/6/handsome_squidward_tentacles_by_usagi_star-d7mkeiq.png

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  • Twickers
    9 years ago

    Is it sad that I had to just google "squidward"?

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    • squirrelgirl
      9 years ago

      It's beyond sad. Spongebob characters are such a huge part of American pop culture that it'd be like having to google "Mickey Mouse" or "Simba".

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      • Twickers
        9 years ago

        Huh, never much was into animation films or cartoons as a child.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      9 years ago

      if you grew up late 90's early 00's then yeah, you missed out on a great part of my childhood, but not for reasons described by op haha

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        *reads the other user's answers and realizes something*
        Is that who I think it is?!
        Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
        You said you were leaving. You did a goodbye post and everything. So was that just for show? Or did you say that to lower our defenses so you could rob us of all our tooth enamel while we sleep?! I like chewing things, man. I'm too young to have tooth rot. I'd have to gum my food down after the dentist removes my teeth!

        Either way, welcome back to this glorious hellholeof wonders, MR. Carrotflowers of the king variety.

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        • kingofcarrotflowers
          9 years ago

          Despite my tooth enamel collection t'was not the reason I left, that's just a hobby.

          I felt myself becoming unhelpful and a little.....unmotivated to answer question so I saw no reason for me to be on the site, I lost the urge to check iin, I was going through a self improvement phase too, motivation's always been a problem of mine and I found iin to take it away from me even more be it motivation to change thinking patterns, go jogging etc,

          I left before for a few months without trying so I thought going for good would be no biggie.

          Despite wanting to leave and for the past few months having little interest in iin as soon as I left I missed it, so here I am a little embarrassed about the whole thing and probably rambling a bit too much, anyway thank you for the welcome :)

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            You're welcome for the welcome.
            Yeah, it seems no matter who gets tired of this site, they always seem to come back to wade in this cesspool. I can't seem to leave either despite getting chewed out by the newer users on my IIN posts. It's good to see an actual user that I found helpful return.
            :)
            Oh and by the way, I unleashed a deadly amount of crossdressing Chihuahuas into your garage. They will eat everything that's not made of velvet, so yeah, they're going to destroy everything. Prepare yourself for their peanut buttery fury!

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            • kingofcarrotflowers
              9 years ago

              Still getting those kind of comments? I remember you saying a while back about some nasty comments sorry to hear it's still happening on them

              AAH AHH!! My house happens to have an unusually high amount of velvet inside ( don't ask,.... or do, I like the texture and distinctive taste) so only a meager 40 to 60 percent of my possesions will be destoyed by their penut butter fury, which, thinking about it is still quite a high amount, no matter, it's a small price to pay for an army of meticulously pampered and glamourous chihuahuas

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    This is normal. When I was a kid, my crush was Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. I currently know people who have crushes on different anime characters.
    The looking at rule 34 fanart and writhing fanfiction of him, is also normal. Those types of sites wouldn't exist if people didn't find fictional characters attractive.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    His nose looks like a schlong. I wish I could whip out my granddad's sax and play a mean solo on it. He would blow his clarinet. Me and Squidward could duet together.

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    Normal, until you mentioned the gay shit. Ew

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  • Thatgirl919
    9 years ago

    Some people....... Squid ward is a fictitious made up character for a cartoon lady!!!

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  • Dream_Killer
    9 years ago

    Into tentacle porn I see? Interesting. Veeery interesting.

    On the terms of how normal this is, I'd say not normal. But hey, if it floats your boat then you do that freaky squid thang.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    9 years ago

    MMM, make him use those tentacles on you.

    Anyway I thought you'd appreciate this...

    <a href="http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37300000/human-Squidward-spongebob-squarepants-37357061-1024-706.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37300000...</a>

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  • dameda
    9 years ago

    How pathetic that people think it's not normal. Tell me what is normal.

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    • sega31098
      9 years ago

      Hmmm....
      Requiring water to live
      Having red blood
      Having 5 digits per limb
      Having 4 limbs
      Having a brain
      Feeling pain when you touch a burning hot stove
      Getting an erection or wet when you are aroused
      Bleeding when you are poked with a needle
      Tasting sweet when sugar is placed on your tongue
      Having ambitions
      Needing to sleep every day

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  • sega31098
    9 years ago

    I might have said "Yes" or be indifferent if it wasn't for the 3rd sentence.

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  • Blue_Velvet
    9 years ago

    Hahaha.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Well, a good case for, "to each his/her own".

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