Is it normal to have an unusual habit?

I live in a big city and sometimes (ok always) I'll walk with guys I see and pretend I am with them. I talk to them in my head and smile and laugh if they are witty.
The other day I saw a lovely one to walk with, I kept up with him and I can get real close because it's so crowded.
When he went into a shop I went too and squished up to him in the throng of people.
I got carried away and whispered in his ear when he was looking at shirts. "Not that one darling it clashes with your eyes" Oh that caused a stir, he reeled around to see who's lips were so close to his ear. I slunk back into the crowd because I am a coward at heart.
There is always tomorrow and the next day and the next.
I am not lonely for male company (ok I am).
Who else does this for fun?

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Based on 29 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 6 )
  • Dad

    I think a female may be able to do this without too much fuss. But if a male did this to a female he'd be charged with stalking and creepiness. :D

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    • Terence_the_viking

      Double standards.

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  • EmojiJoeG

    We're all a little crazy lol

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  • thegypsysailor

    I didn't know nuns had usual habits and unusual habits. I thought they were all exactly the same boring black and white outfits.

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  • RoseIsabella

    That's stalking, sweetie.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    The store mustve been crowded as fuck.

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