Is it normal to have diarrhoea and constipation at the same time?
I'd been moderately constipated for weeks, but this time it was like I'd imagine giving birth through my anus would be 😣. It's hard to believe that such a huge dollop of muddy, gloopy, lumpy slop had just been hanging out in my gut.
Tell you what though, I now feel as light as a feather.