Is it normal to have sex with a watermelon?

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One night a bunch of friends came back from the bar and we were making pizza. I turned around to witness my friend cutting a hole in a full watermelon. As I watched, he then proceeded to pull down his pant, full boner ready to go, and have sex with the watermelon in front of us.

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Based on 91 votes (33 yes)
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  • cocknballs
    8 years ago

    Troll better please. No believability.

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    • Rblopfag
      8 years ago

      Ha! I used to have a video of it... It was fucked but it def happened.

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  • fatmonkey
    8 years ago

    Weird he whipped it out In front of you but fruit sex nah not so unusual

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    A little bump n rind? Seedy shenanigans.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Did the watermelon consent?

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    • Rblopfag
      8 years ago

      Well it didn't say no

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      thats why i fuck a honeydew

      if it didnt consent itd be a honeydont

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        You mean you GET to fuck AFTER you do the honey do.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          8 years ago

          well thank goodness i makes my own lists and shops for my own sexy melons

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            Ho, me do lists? lol
            Or around x-mas; ho, ho, ho, me do lists?

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    • Gypsytime
      8 years ago

      You tell us-- what did your wife say ?

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Another fan, FANtastic. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
        I'm sure everybody on here will love your input.
        I feel so blessed that so many of you IINers have me on your minds so much of the time. If I only had a dime for every hour all of you were spending making up accounts, thinking of the silliest things to post and generally making asses out of yourselves, I'd be fucking rich!
        However, I'll just have to settle for your adoration. Thank you.

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        • Gypsytime
          8 years ago

          dude how massive is your ego ?? Lolololol

          Still wondering what the watermelon -- ahem, i mean your wife, said. Did she consent ?

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

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        • Rblopfag
          8 years ago

          Huh?

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  • WonderGuy0103
    8 years ago

    Only if I am sticking it up my butt

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    A full boner, ready to go. I'm going to use that in a sentence tomorrow I think.

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    I really do not see what the problem is here? The guy fucked a watermelon...now if it was a pumpkin, that would make me mad as hell. I hate pumpkin fuckers, they make me see red with rage, I would take a knife out and cut his dick off just behind his scrotum the his face with bleeding pumpkin!

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM_8OVMYZRI

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