Is it normal to hide your fleshlight if you think you're about to die

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So I have alcohol induced vertigo and I was drinking and it was really severe. The whole room was spinning. I had a weird feeling I was going to die. So I made an effort to put my fleshlight in a bag, then put it into the trash so if I died the trash would be taken out and no one would find it. Is it normal when I feel I'm about to die, my first thought is, hide the fleshlight? It's moldy and looks really nasty.

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  • techpc
    2 years ago | pl

    If it's moldy, throw it out. Wtf

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  • Wryladradofft
    2 years ago

    Why didn't you throw it away sooner if it was moldy?

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago

      Because apparently some people dont think that flashlights need to be cleaned after every use. Pump. Dump. Store it until next use. Disgusting.

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  • treemanintx
    2 years ago

    How can you be embarrassed when your dead ?

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  • jrbsportz
    2 years ago

    Dam moldy and nasty!!! No wonder you were about to die?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    2 years ago

    Normal. I once threw all my dream diary notebooks in the trash when I thought I was going to die. Some of that shit shouldn't be read by anyone.

    Also, why the hell did you let your sex toy get moldy? That's nasty! Either clean the dang thing or toss it out.

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    The weirdest thing here is you choosing to keep a sex toy that's grotty and unhygienic. If you regularly use it, give the thing a thorough clean, and make it a point to rinse it out and let it air-dry after future uses. If you're not using it regularly, throw it out.

    I don't have any sex toys, but I have occasionally wondered how my wife and daughter would react if I died and they found the fairly large collection of porn and erotic stories (some of which I've written) on my PCs. It would definitely let them see a side of me that they're not familiar with, and I imagine it might make them question how well they knew me. But I prefer to believe they're both smart enough to eventually come to the conclusion that everybody has the right to have some secrets, and the only thing that really mattered was the relationship we had when I was alive.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      2 years ago

      Woe betide anyone who reads my journals after my end, I tried not to be too graphic in the hand-written ones, but the one on my laptop is certainly enough to scar even the brave of heart. Hopefully my relatives wouldn’t click on that one, if my friends did they would probably recognise sections from the dramatic readings I’ve given and maybe even weave them into my eulogy.

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    • dude_Jones
      2 years ago

      On a philosophical level you have constructed a comforting sense of reasonableness surrounding the continuity of memories. But I see the cold logic more like this:

      Woman's Epitaph: She lived with an unwashed vagina.
      Op's Epitaph: He lived with an unwashed plastic vagina.

      (Which one had the weirder life?)

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      • SkullsNRoses
        2 years ago

        The woman, at least a foul smelling fleshlight can be hidden away in a drawer all day, there’s no getting away from the vile fishy stench of a displeased vagina between your legs.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    2 years ago

    just keep it on the table with a bouquet of flowers stickin out of it and nobody will suspect a thing

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  • Ummitsstillme
    2 years ago

    Live on the edge, (let people see everything when you are gone) die on the edge

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  • GaelicPotato
    2 years ago

    Wtf throw it out

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  • randypete
    2 years ago

    who cares when you are ded

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD
    2 years ago

    My fleshlight worries about someone finding me when it dies.

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  • YE
    2 years ago

    It's a normal fear. Personally, I've been through depressing periods where I drank heavily and woke up morning after morning in a pigsty of a bedroom that I worried about being mortified if I couldn't get out of bed and had to let someone else in my bedroom.

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  • hauntedbysandwiches
    2 years ago

    Hiding it is normal. I fear someone finding shit of mine too I think we all have that fear

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  • Sanara
    2 years ago

    I think if you're that worried about it you should just get rid of it. You can't predict when you're going to die and you may not even be close to home in the last time. It's also dangerous if you prioritize that before calling an ambulance

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Yes I've actually worried about shit like that before.

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    lol

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