Is it normal to kill and eat your pets?

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I've had quite a lot of pets over the years.

But in 2006, I bought a nice ginger cat, but after a few weeks I got bored and clubbed it to death. Then I got a kitchen knife and dissected it and ate bits of it. It was quite a turn-on actually.

Since then I've eaten 3 gerbils, 1 dog, 2 rabbits and another cat.

I've never become ill afterwards, but I cry for a few hours afterwards. I don't feel sad or anything, I just cry for some strange reason.

I've bought a tortoise for Christmas and I think I'll have him on Boxing Day.

Is this normal?

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago | pl

Have you ever thought of killing yourself?

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- babara7246
  
  9 years ago
  
  I agree don't you have any feelings or emotions for these animal? Are you this screwed up? You need to get a therapist and quick, The turn on is what you want and you are one sick puppy. You do this to helpless animals what are you going to do when you decide to move on to people, You are a serial killer in the making.
  
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- eccentriceel
  
  9 years ago
  
  Kim Jong-Un will never die!
  
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    9 years ago
    
    Oh yes he will, and the oppressed masses would rejoice upon his demise if they were free to do so!
    
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    - eccentriceel
      
      9 years ago
      
      Silence! The glorious nuke shall explode in your face, and this time, not in my anus!
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        9 years ago
        
        Mwahahaha!!!
        
        *explodes chunks of spaghetti vomit everywhere*
        
        I don't feel so good.
        :-(
        I wonder if I should make myself vomit? I think I ate too much spaghetti and the sauce I found in the fridge was way too old I'm afraid.
        
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        eccentriceel
        
        9 years ago
        
        Oh, yes, I had the North Korean poison squad see to that. Mwhahahahaha....
        
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Lacey101

9 years ago

I suspect troll.

But if serious, you need psychological help.

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shuggy-chan

9 years ago

Try eating yourself

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- anti-hero
  
  9 years ago
  
  If you eat yourself do you double in size or completely disappear?
  
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  - eccentriceel
    
    9 years ago
    
    Or turn inside out?
    
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- eccentriceel
  
  9 years ago
  
  I've tried eating myself OUT, but that's no good.
  
  Seriously, should I get this tortoise?
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Actually, it's sorta funny and not funny at the same time, but I just threw up an assload of spinach whole wheat spaghetti in the toilet. What's worse is the violent wretching caused me to piss myself a little. I just finished taking a shower and brushing my teeth.
    :-'(
    Poor Andrew saw the whole thing, and now he's in the bed next me, consoling me.
    :-)
    
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    - eccentriceel
      
      9 years ago
      
      Who is Andrew?
      
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        9 years ago
        
        Andrew is my best friend, my reason to go on living. Click on my profile pic.
        
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        9 years ago
        
        Youre going to make them hungry.
        
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ThatOneDudez

9 years ago

BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN! *throws holy water*

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ThunderStruck

9 years ago

No, not normal in the least. That's seriously messed up. I hope you get the help you need from therapy/a psychcologist and you're not allowed anymore pets for a while. And you're restricted from being around other people's pets.

There's a reason they sell chicken, pork, and beef you know: for consumption. If you're not into that you can have seafood. No, pets do not count as part of a normal healthy diet. It's never ok to eat your pets (or another person's).

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- sega31098
  
  9 years ago
  
  In some parts of the world they eat their pets. For example, in Hawaii they used to raise pigs as pets and then later turn them into pork.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Where's Crusades when I need him? That is the sort practice that leads me to believe that European culture is superior to Polynesian culture.
    
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      9 years ago
      
      European culture has that too, by the way. In parts of Switzerland, there are farmers raise dogs as pets and then eat them. In India, they don't eat cows because they feel it is wrong to eat an animal that has worked so hard for farmers. Yet here once a non-pet animal has served its purpose, goodbye, off to the slaughterhouse to become ground-up pet food and fertilizer. In Western culture they used to send horses to the glue factory or meat once they can't race or work for the farmer anymore (the latter still happens). In Animal Farm they talk about
      
      Also, keep in mind that attitudes towards pets differ. Just because someone keeps a pet doesn't mean they're in it for the familial love. For example, many people have pet goldfish and snails yet very very very few who keep them actually bond with them. Of course abuse of animals should be condemned whereever it happens.
      
      Also, don't you mean Crvsades?
      
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- eccentriceel
  
  9 years ago
  
  Did I not mention that I also ate my sister's goldfish? She went mad.
  
  Is that kind of seafood alright?
  
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  - Freedom_
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yeah that's fine.
    
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    - eccentriceel
      
      9 years ago
      
      Phew, what a relief. Wouldn't want to be abnormal.
      
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      - Freedom_
        
        9 years ago
        
        Well, you are abnormal. I just think if you must eat a pet a goldfish is fine. I can understand the turtle too.
        
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        eccentriceel
        
        9 years ago
        
        Thank you. You are very understanding.
        
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101714

9 years ago

dude you are so fucked up why would you buy loving companions and then eat them?! you are one messed up guy you should be cursed thats not fair to animals man

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

Your posts are amusing.

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- WhiteStallion
  
  9 years ago
  
  Definitely agree on this one...how real they are, I am still questioning.
  
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disthing

9 years ago

Troll post.

But still, if you remove the 'clubbing to death' from the equation, this is actually what farmers do every day to livestock.

It's kinda funny that people will lose their shit if someone eviscerates a pet cat/dog/hamster and eats it, but if it's a farmer doing it to a chicken/cow/pig, that's totally acceptable.

If I buy a cat, kill it and eat it, how is that different me buying a cow, killing it and eating it?

:P

Basically many of us meat eaters are hypocrites...

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Pika-girl

9 years ago

*sniffle* Oh, the poor animals... It's like you being killed and eaten by one of them...

*quickly hides my dogs in the house*

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- eccentriceel
  
  9 years ago
  
  Don't worry. I have to get to know the animal before I kill it. I need to be able to establish a loving relationship with it. So unless you've been letting me see your dog, it's fine.
  
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  - Pika-girl
    
    9 years ago
    
    Well... At least you love them before you eat them.
    
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    - eccentriceel
      
      9 years ago
      
      I know. Rather sweet isn't it.
      
      I have a friend who rapes his pets before he eats them but I just find that disgusting.
      
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      - Pika-girl
        
        9 years ago
        
        ...Oh my. :|
        
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        eccentriceel
        
        9 years ago
        
        It was a bit of a job for him last time - his last meal was a horse.
        
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      - babara7246
        
        9 years ago
        
        You and your friend needs mental help, disgusting. I love my animals and would never ever hurt them, You want them to love and trust them so you can hurt them, this is what turns you on you sick piece of shit.
        
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- RoseIsabella
  
  9 years ago
  
  You can defeat the evil ones with you mighty minions of Japanese cute.
  
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    9 years ago
    
    Yes, now I'm off to war. Tell my husband and kids I love them. Wait... I'm not even married with kids...
    
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ugandanpepe

4 years ago

yes verry nromal my freind dont worry

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Mersaphe

9 years ago

it's nice to feed your pets and make them fat without them knowing that they are being prepared to be slaughtered for the feast.

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dynamohumm

9 years ago

Yawn.

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loyally

9 years ago

Somewhere in the world it is normal, but not really in the US.

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CanadianCowboy

9 years ago

Get professional help, buy meat at the grocery store or hunt something. I certainly hope this is a troll post.

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sega31098

9 years ago

This is NOT healthy.
You do realize that animals often bred for being pets often have a lot of stuff injected into them that can make you ill?

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  9 years ago
  
  I've never become ill. What kind of things do they have injected into them?
  
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Freedom_

9 years ago

You have brought a whole new meaning to the phrase, "cooking with love"...and I don't like it at all.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Fuck no! Get help before you move onto people.

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eccentriceel

9 years ago

Ohhhhh. Just ate a kitten. Delightful.

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- NeuroNeptunian
  
  9 years ago
  
  We get it, you like to eat pussy. Old joke is old.
  
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    9 years ago
    
    Well they do say "you are what you eat".
    
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      9 years ago
      
      So... You're a kitten?
      
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        9 years ago
        
        No, he's like NeuroNeptunian said...a pussy :P
        
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        Pika-girl
        
        9 years ago
        
        Oh... Huh. Even eccentriceel admits it! Hehehe.
        
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