Is it normal to lie about having a rectal camera?
When my friend and I were about 7 she told me that she had a tube in her urethra. I got really jealous so I fabricated this whole story about how I had pooping issues so the doctors strapped me to a table, took my pants and underwear off, held my legs up, and used tweezers to stick a camera into my rectum. We were jumping on her trampoline when I told her that.