Is it normal to love to fart in public

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Either eat proper fart making foods or buy handheld pooter. Go to Walmart or places with people waiting in lines or elevators and let loose. Little old ladies will run a 50 yard dash that would make an Olympian proud. Kids will stop drop and roll like their on fire. Make a big fuss afterwards to sway suspicion away from you to the nearest fat lady. Church, weddings, courtrooms, restaurants, etc. Are nice places for the daring public farter's.

yes everyone should participate 14
yes its great see how fast old ladies run down a store aisle 7
yes my old man is a pro at it 1
maybe i would like learn this hobby 3
no im really lame because im a proper lady and my shit dont stink 21
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  • pepsiperfect
    8 years ago

    Variations of the process, are normal.
    However - it may be normal, it`s a natural body function.
    It IS childish behaviour - are you a little boy !!!

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  • nonconformist
    8 years ago

    probably not normal to eat specific fart encouraging foods just to be able to fart in public, but to enjoy that golden brown opportunity when it arises is what dreams are made of...

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