Is it normal to masturbate every time before going to dentist?

I always masturbate before going to the dentist in the event that I get a cute dental assistant. I don't want to risk them seeing me get an erection when lying down, which would make things more awkward than they already are.

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Based on 11 votes (7 yes)
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  • ospry

    If it's really that big of a concern for you, there's always physical or chemical castration

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    • Lol, sorry if the fact that my dick is big enough to be seen through my jeans causes you to feel so inadequate as to suggest something so moronic.

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        The ego stroking you're doing on the internet is pathetic.🤣

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        • GaelicPotato

          Someone has to do it I guess, noone else will.

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        • You're jealous.

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          • Iambillythemenacetosociety

            ...Of what exactly?

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            • That I've got a nice, fat cock, while you're just some grey-skinned, Auschwitz-runway looking string-bean lad with a cock like a clit that's been stung by a bee.

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  • dude_Jones

    Roll up a sock and stuff it in your underwear to produce a nice bulge. Then the dental assistant won’t be disappointed if you don’t get an erection.

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  • Yurngur

    I stand with the other guy, cut it off.

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    • You have lizard shit where your brain should be.

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  • jethro

    It pays to advertise. Let it do what it wants to do.

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  • OSCARUK

    It's better than masturbating at the dentist

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  • @All of you

    There should be a "reply all" function on this site because you people need to be told that you are retarded.

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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

    Masturbate while in the dentist's chair

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  • litelander8

    My bf has a dentist thing. Something about rubber gloves in his mouth. Lol

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    • It's like they're finger fucking you in your mouth, I especially like it when their hands are nice and gentle.

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  • newnormal

    You have to cum infront of your mother and father. That is the best thing for you man

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  • Rocknrolla81

    That’s normal. Sometimes you gotta get the cum out of you so you won’t get random hard ons in public or if you have a big dick then yeah that should help too haha

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I take a few shots first

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