Is it normal to nail my hand to the table...

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...to see how Jesus felt?
My mom's going to be pissed about the table, and she's still pissed about me being on ' to catch a predator' but I just wondered how bad it hurt for Jesus.

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Based on 24 votes (4 yes)
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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    Technically if Jesus existed, they wouldn't have nail him to a cross by hitting it through his hands. That would be stupid. They would hit it in through his wrists so that the stronger bones could hold him up.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I think it would be a wonderful idea for you. But first, you must secure the table permanently to a busy railroad track and then nail your hand to it.
    I think all IIN members would thank you very much from the bottom of their hearts.
    Another shining example of Darwinism at work. Yeah.

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  • chole
    8 years ago

    I believe you are needed on this planet.
    Stupidity is an essential catalyst for evolution.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    They do that in the Philippines for a festival. But, I don't recommend it.

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    I await the people from the post about cutting to tell this troll how normal he is.

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    If you are going to troll, qt least be clever about it.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    I painted one thumbnail with white nail polish and the other one with white out. Then I took a pen and drew a horsie on them.

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    what were you on to catch a predator for

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      "what were you on to catch a predator for" I was on there 'for' about 10 minutes then some cops crash tackled me, WTF do you think i was on there for?

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      • sugartits
        8 years ago

        i thought you were chris hansen

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      • sugartits
        8 years ago

        how many kids did you molest?

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      • sugartits
        8 years ago

        how bad did they rape you in prison

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  • DickwaffleTheGreat
    8 years ago

    You are an idiot, why didn't you stab yourself with the spear or put a fucking thorn crown on your head. -.-

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Which Ivy league school did you go to? Have you ever tried to stab yourself with a spear? How fucking easy do you think that is.

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      • DickwaffleTheGreat
        8 years ago

        YOU NAILED YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING HAND BECAUSE OF SOME RIDICULOUS BELIEFS!!!!

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