Is it normal to occasionally wonder whether i might be the 2nd coming of j c?

Sometimes i think, i could revitalise the christian church, then i think maybe im the 2nd coming of CHRIST, mind you i dont appear to have any healing powers etc, anyone else thought the same?

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  • Avant-Garde

    Delusions of grandeur. No, it's not normal and often in conjunction with schizophrenia. When I was about 7 or 9, I had a quick bout that lasted almost half of the day. I picked up a long stick and I knew that I was the "Shepard of God" and that "God" sent me on a quest to convert everyone at my afterschool and lead them to the "Promise Land". I think most of the people their thought there was something wrong with me. I refuse to put down my stick and thought that I could heal people with it...

    I have other Delusions, but thankfully not on a religious scale like that one. You should see a therapist.

    Good luck and Peace out!

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  • BlueBarracuda

    I pray you never get access to poison and Kool-Aid.

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    • TonybigCock

      I cannot understand your jibberish.....

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      • BlueBarracuda

        Yeah jibberish...apparently someone doesn't know his 20th century history.

        Jim Jones, 1978. He thought he was Christ 2.0, moved his followers to Guyana in South America, then poisoned them with a lethal mix of cyanide dissolved in grape flavored Kool-Aid after he had Congressman Leo Ryan murdered.

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        • TonybigCock

          No this event didnt make it Into the history books In the uk, more like the second world war and stuff. I sAid I wanted to revitalise the Christian church, not refresh it with fizzy drinkS

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          • BlueBarracuda

            Ehh this is true...it was more of a big deal in the States, but still not all that good to think you're the Second Coming either...there's a long line of demented folks who have thought that, but wanting to do better for the Church isn't a bad thing at all.

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  • McHexanbaugh

    I would think that JC would know he was JC and not have to question it. Then we would lock him up for being insane. Can you picture that? Him sitting in a cell for entire human life span muttering to himself "Dad is gonna be so pissed when I tell him about this". Even church going Christians don't believe any one that says they are Jesus.

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    • TonybigCock

      I suppose a few miracles will sort the matter......

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  • RinTin

    My mother but she is a schizophrenic.

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  • DwayneHicks

    Oh brother...

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader

    So you think you're the second coming of a dead person?
    Troll or deluded.

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  • Wiseee

    Thats nice...it is good to think you jesus...try be good like he was :-)

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  • blackalica

    Yeah and i'm the reincarnation martin luther king jr. but i'm white....you crazy mofo

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  • assh0le

    I don't like to think of J.C. coming even once, let alone a second time.
    Or doing anything otherwise sexual.
    It's blasphemous ;)

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    • TonybigCock

      Even JC has to empty his sack.......

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      • assh0le

        LOL, I guess!

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  • imisstropicana

    sorry, it isn't you. its me. and also, I'm the batman.

    ..you looney..

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    • TonybigCock

      Bumder

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  • karmasAbich

    I'm sorry but you arent. And in this day and age, even if you were, you would be locked up, or ridiculed, and labeled as crazy. It just wouldn't sit well. Im still on the fence whether or not i believe in jesus, but I always wonder, what if. So, I guess this is normal. Look at all the cult leaders in the world, they think they are demi-god.

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  • Just_feed_me_Troll_Meat

    The Almighty Lord and Savior Jesus Christ will return to Earth one day to cleanse the wicked from the ranks of the pure.

    Sodomites and Homosexuals shall be among the first to feel the wrath of our Lord. May he take his terrible revenge on them.

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