Is it normal to pee on plants?

Ammonia kills plants.

I’m so confused right now. What made you want to pee on the plant?

In case someone would do it at my place, I'd like to throw them out the window. Good there's no such asshole in my life

my dingo is on iin

I call degenerate!

Urine has a lot of nitrogen, which promotes plant growth. It also contains some phosphorus and potassium, which are the other two main minerals plants require. So urinating on the soil around plants should - generally speaking - be beneficial to them.

However, some plants are sensitive to high-nitrogen fertiliser, so your mileage my vary. Also, it would probably be best to avoid urinating on plants when you're not well-hydrated, since that increases the concentration of all the dissolved mineral salts in urine.

Go ahead. It must've enjoyed being showered by your bubbly piss.

I need to know if it’s edible before I vote.