Is it normal to pee on the work carpet?

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I have been showing up to work after hours and peeing on thr carpet. My coworkers cant stand the smell but have no idea what it actually is. Ive been saying it could be a leaky drainage pipe to throw off suspicion.

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Based on 49 votes (9 yes)
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  • sillygirl77
    7 years ago

    I know this is a troll post, but I have to admit I'm laughing. Thank God it's not another I want to fuck my mom/sister troll post. Those are so trite. This one is gross, but original and made me laugh... especially the detail you added in about telling people it was a leaky drain lol :P

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    • loogitechk120
      7 years ago

      I do this as well. We have no cctv. I also use the flower pots and the indoor plants.

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      • sillygirl77
        7 years ago

        Wow okay maybe this isn't a Troll post. Gross. I hope you both get caught, because that's really not right. People can get sick from the filth in the carpet, in the air etc :(... even better just stop doing it both of you!

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        • loogitechk120
          7 years ago

          Ugh... why are you killing our fun :(

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    If this is a real post it is beyond weird. I hope you get caught.

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    No CCTV at your workplace?

    I've worked places I would've loved to have done that plus shit

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Eventually someone will recognize the urine smell, then management will most likely install security cameras, and you will get caught, dirtbag. Everyone will laugh at you, you will lose your job and possibly get arrested too.

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