Is it normal to piss in the closet

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Pretty much every weekend, I will go on an epic drunken bender where I have a couple of handles of hard alcohol throughout the weekend. Just stay absolutely fucking smashed, and I'm drunk 24/7, including on weekdays.

Anyways, sometimes when I get really fucked up, usually on the weekend but it can also be at night on a weekday if I'm fucked up enough..... I'll wake up in the night all confused. And accidentally walk into the closet.

I realize that I'm there, but I decide that I need to take a piss bad anyways. And just take a piss right there on the floor in the closet. I never really even bother to clean it or anything much. Occasionally, I do.

But even still, the urine smell just kind of lingers. Occasionally, I'll puke in the closet as well. Though, I'll clean that up the next day. But still, my closet pretty much reeks of piss and vomit.

Thus, I don't really use it for clothes, as if I do, the smell of piss and vomit will just permeate everything. So, I just heap my clothes up on the floor in my bedroom.

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  • itsamistake
    5 years ago

    Are you the same idiot who keeps posting that you shit yourself and then go on a bus or whatever and no-one notices?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Nope. I never did that. I do shit in urinals if I'm pissed at the store though. Fuck it. Why the hell not. If a store doesn't accept returns or doesn't give me the right change, I'm shitting in the urinal

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      • curious-bunny
        5 years ago

        Your the idiot who threw the receipt away or wore the shoes putside, all this info for eligible returns is on our website, ps it says on the receipt to not throw the receipt. It's plastered everywhere at the register. I do not feel bad for people like you

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      • itsamistake
        5 years ago

        Well done you! Want a fucking medal?

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    No its not normal.

    But funny story, once I got super drunk with friends and I woke up in the middle of the night from the sound of someone pissing in my friend Chad's closet. So I staggered over there and it was my friend Colton. It was pitch black and I asked him wheres the bathroom? And he said "We just piss right here". So I started pissing then I hear Chad's voice beside me saying "Wtf are you doing?". He turned the light on and caught me red handed. Colton was already back in bed sleeping and I said "Colton told me to piss here". He looked over at Colton sleeping and said "Sure he did".

    Mwahahaaaaa

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  • charli.m
    5 years ago

    You've been telling this story on this site for years. It's not funny, you just look like a loser who is desperate for attention.

    Grow the fuck up.

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    • mauzi
      5 years ago

      Same guy that has been posting the past few days about his tattooed and pierced junk, what a tosser.

      https://www.isitnormal.com/post/am-i-am-an-alcoholic--279508
      https://www.isitnormal.com/post/what-would-be-the-best-ball-tattoo--279518
      https://www.isitnormal.com/post/body-art-on-my-johnson-279506
      https://www.isitnormal.com/post/my-prince-albert-is-swollen-279589

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      • charli.m
        5 years ago

        Imagine having that wonderful of a life...

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        • TheMightyOz
          5 years ago

          Yes. That's sad.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    You should be completely deprived of alcohol.

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  • idcwho
    4 years ago

    you sound like u have an alcohol addiction

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  • SKDM007
    5 years ago

    you shit in the urinal too, dont ya?

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  • litelander8
    5 years ago

    You must have forgotten that you already posted this.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Hell naw that’s not normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    No, poor mum has to clean that shit

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    It's not normal to pretend to be an alcoholic. While we are not a glum lot, it's a serious disease and not to be triffled with.

    Get help with whatever it is that's causing you to fantasize about being one.

    If it's just a stupid piss fetish then fine, learn what a normal piss fetish is. Pissing in a closet isn't it.

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