Is it normal to prank a midget by farting in his face?

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When I was in college, I used to study at a coffee shop just off campus. Twice a week there was a musician who would play an acoustic guitar and sing songs. The guy who would play on Tuesdays was a midget. He was a good singer and I would come by specifically to listen to him sing after my Chemistry class in the early afternoon.

One day one of my buddies walked right up to a table by where the midget was playing and pretended like he was going to drop a dollar in the guy's tip jar. Instead, he ripped a fart right in the midget's face and then ran out the door. I didn't know he was going to do this, but I and several other random people burst out in laughter at the sight! His ass was literally about a foot away from the midget's face when he farted!!! The midget was really pissed off and started yelling at someone to grab my buddy, but he was already out the door by then.

Is it normal to prank a midget by farting in his face?

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  • MR.mr
    7 years ago

    I wouldn't call that a prank, I'd say that's just being a dick.

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    • MauriceLikesChicks1015
      7 years ago

      Agreed so Stop being a dick!! You'll regret it one day in your life...

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    The fart obsession of some of you is concerning.

    Hey other guys... guess why the girls you want to fuck aren't intetested and are into older guys. Read the OP to see a really vivid reason. Immaturity.

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    • Kookulainamus
      7 years ago

      Sadly, the midget can't get laid either. Would you ever fuck a midget?

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      • mysistersshadow
        7 years ago

        They get laid its not impossible.

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        • Kookulainamus
          7 years ago

          I suppose midgets fuck other midgets.

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          • mysistersshadow
            7 years ago

            Its actually a thing on some ppls bucketlist.

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            • Kookulainamus
              7 years ago

              Glad you raised the point. We could used a poll about sexual bucket lists. Since you are a sexually oriented attractive female, you could write a good poll.

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      • downtownlickin47
        7 years ago

        Bull shit you just cant cus you got regected.
        Lot if sexy midgets.look at the blond in the movie true lies in the bar.

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      • downtownlickin47
        7 years ago

        Boy your stupid...lots of guys would do a midget.better than a bbw.
        Besides some tiny ladys are hot as hell.
        "True lies the blonde" oh hell yea call me baby!!!!!

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    • Midget_Farting
      7 years ago

      Most of the users here don't really bother with women because there is either no shot for them OR the average woman today isn't really worth pursuing.

      You can admit you laughed at this story. I know I did, I had to make this account for it.

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    • downtownlickin47
      7 years ago

      Truth...

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  • Carlton03
    7 years ago

    NO ITS NOT NORMAL AND ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING TO TREAT SOMEONE LIKE THAT, irregardless of their height..... That's stupid, immature, cruel and wrong.

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  • FORUMidableFuckthemods
    7 years ago

    Aw shit you have "it is just a prank bro" syndrome a terrible disease indeed.

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  • ScreechPowers
    7 years ago

    That's really mean. I wonder how your friend would feel if a giant blasted ass in his face?

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  • ThatScarletteGirl_
    7 years ago

    I am in the car and I laughed like crazy after reading this xD my driver probably thinks I'm insane or something!

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  • LittleMissSociopath
    7 years ago

    it's only normal if you consider midgets to be equal to us which they are. It's just kinda a dick move. And normal.

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  • BlackyHancock
    7 years ago

    Not normal but sure is funny.

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  • BlueRose13
    7 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHA I know I'm supposed to be against this but GOOD IDEA DUDE HAHAHAHA

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  • downtownlickin47
    7 years ago

    Was a good joke but a face fart has nothing to do with size.same as walking thew I hop an farting on folks food.funny as hell. But plum rude to really do it.truth is you most likly wont make the door .so he took the easier route.cus he knew it was a beatdown to avoid.....hit the deck grandma's got the walking farts....get r done

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