Is it normal to purchase the same item every monday

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Every Monday morning I go to the charity store nearest to my home. I purchase a "Rollie". It's a kitchen gadget that cooks eggs in a cylindrical shape. I place the "Rollie" on top of my toilet cistern, on Friday morning I return it to the charity store and donate it, then on Monday I return to the store and purchase the "Rollie" again, and so on, and so on.

I have been doing this for the past 12 weeks, the staff at the store haven't said anything but I'm starting to sense some hostility. The sense of hostility gives me a feeling of achievement that I can't explain, I feel like I need to continue this pattern.

Is it normal?

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Based on 32 votes (8 yes)
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  • KingTermite
    7 years ago

    Normal if you enjoy wasting your time. If you want to give them money just give it to them. If you want to annoy them go in and shit on the floor.

    Is it going to send you into a psychotic episode when you try this and the store is closed on Monday due to a holiday? What if a holiday falls on Friday? Will the earth wobble on it's axis?

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago

      You are on a roll today, or is it a rollie? LOL

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      • KingTermite
        7 years ago

        I have been storing this up for a fair bit. The unbridled idiocy of this place will take it's toll if you spend too much time here.

        If this place could be rid of a... certain element... it would actually be quite a useful place to visit. Unfortunately it's predominately inhabited by dull trolls and folk that have barely dipped their toe into the weirdness pool and think they live an edgy life. My advice is get out before it's too late, mate. I only visit on occasion to vent my own brand of vitriol. And I have someone here I watch over for, well, personal reasons that don't bear discussion.

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        • LittleGirlRapedAndSodomised#P1
          7 years ago

          "a... certain element..." That's interesting termite and I agree but not sure if you and I both have that same element in mind, I wonder what it is you mean by that and how's the stage plays going if I may be so bozon.

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago

          Thanks for the advice, but I'll probably stay around. It gives me something to do to.

          I do agree about the "average poster" though. Most of these kids would be running to their psychiatrist/priest if they started having fantasies about what some of us deemed "normal". LOL

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          • KingTermite
            7 years ago

            Partly there is a surge in the stupid quotient due to summer break. If not for places like this where would they go to learn about incest, bestiality, poop eating and the other sundry and mundane topics that are pounded on here? I guess 4chan isn't meeting their needs anymore.

            Enjoy your stay.

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  • hamster.in.a.jug
    7 years ago

    I read this in the voice of Dr Evil and made the finger gestures to accompany every "" too.

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  • THISISN"TME
    7 years ago

    it aint normal, but damn is it funny.

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
    7 years ago

    Remind me again why I need a cylindrical egg?

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    • bittermayonnaise
      7 years ago

      Dick shaped food, the best kind.

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      • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
        7 years ago

        Thanks. I needed to hear from a culinary expert on this one.

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