Is it normal to ride a bear and throw matryoshka's at people that pass by?

In my free time, I often drink a whole bottle of pure vodka within a minute. Then I start assaulting a bear and I overmaster it to ride on it like it's a horse. I go to the middle of a street and start throwing matryoshkas at people passing by or riding their car. I think it's very much fun and I often do it when I've invited my friends, who steal lawnmowers and let bears ride on them.

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  • Popeawesomethe1st

    I hoe Putin does not find out you are mocking his manliness on a public forum.

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  • MaryLouiseCatwhiskers

    Finally something original!
    There is hope for this site after all.

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    • billygoatsgruf

      If you think this pile of nonsense signals hope for the site, you should maybe just go tend to you cats and leave the thinking to the grownups.

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      • MaryLouiseCatwhiskers

        Hey, look on the bright side... He didn't fuck any of them and I assume they were all of age.
        :b

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