Is it normal to save your ejaculate in a jar?

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Since I was 12 when I discovered masturbation I have been enamored with collecting my own semen. just to visualize how much I cum. I have a couple liter bottles and mason jars full of old semen that I have hid in the attic when I go to jack it. I often avoid trying to cum when I'm with my girlfriend because I dont want to waste my semen on her. I want to ask her if I can cum in her pussy and then have it drip into my jars but I dont think she'll stay with me if she finds out. The whole house faintly smells of sweet old semen but the smell in the attic can be dizzying if i dont go up there in a while. I have to air out my clothes after I go in there. Ive been thinking of throwing them out but I dont want to waste it and I dont know where to dump it. Ive been thinking Ill pour some bit by bit into the neighbors car gas tank at night but they might recognize the smell when they enter my house. Luckily we have semen trees in the backyard during the summer and my parents think we have the smell from the trees stuck in the wood but they question why the neighbors houses dont smell. Help me IIN!!!!

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Based on 15 votes (4 yes)

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Faceless

7 years ago

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cinderellasundergarments

7 years ago

Your a filthy fucking pig,you know that's mess,ed up you fucking loony toon!!

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NarutoUzumaki

7 years ago

I was gonna vote yes on this one but when you brought up the smell thing I had to vote no. While it is extremely (extremely) odd to collect your semen, collecting it to the point were you smell it all over the house means that you probably have too mcuh. Here's a better system:
-take the semen from the attic and bury it in the backyard
-make the house smell better using aromas
-masturbate in the bathroom and collect the semen
-empty into the large bottles in the backyard
-rinse and repeat two last steps

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  I appreciate the input, but the lawn and backyard are meticulous, if i dug shit up they would know someone dug something and they would find out, plus I dont want to risk the neighbors spotting me during my operations, its hard enough to do when the folks are home.
  
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Bigbone

7 years ago

This is by far the dumbest story ever posted on here. Cumming in a jar because you don't want "waste" it in your girlfriends pussy. What a strange little boy you are. I don't believe you have a girfriend. You're just a desperate virgin with a very vivid imagination.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  what the fucks YOUR problem asshole? why dont you actually say something productive? do you not see the conundrum I have to deal with? why dont you go up those carpeted stairs, your mother is calling for dinner
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    6 years ago
    
    To me, saving it is a waste. I just eat my cum and have never regretted it! I love the taste and texture! Might try it!
    
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  - Bigbone
    
    7 years ago
    
    Is there any reason you keep replying as "anonymous poll creator"? Coward! Face up to the fact that you're an idiot that saves his cum. Really?! Go jerk off a little more. Maybe I'll send over a few barrels you can fill once you're done those Mason jars. So Fuck you freak!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      7 years ago
      
      send em my way you degenerate. go fuck your cousin asshole.
      
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      - Bigbone
        
        7 years ago
        
        Ha ha ha. So your dilemma is that you wanna fill up the jar quicker. I have a solution. We'll send over a bunch of guys to your place so they could all circle jerk in your jar and while they're at it the can save a circle jerk for your face since you're obsessed with cum. Problem solved ass wipe. Enjoy your cum infested jars.
        
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        [Old Memory]
        
        6 years ago
        
        Send over a bunch of guys to me and I'll suck them dry and swallow every drop! Won't be wasted! 😛😛😛
        
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honeybuns33

7 years ago

Become a fapstronaut at Nofap today!

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Trashcompactor22

7 years ago

If you like it I guess

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HarryPotterFanNumberOne

7 years ago

I don't jerking off that much when I masturbate

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  English much?
  
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  - HarryPotterFanNumberOne
    
    7 years ago
    
    Sorry my phone auto does whatever I write it corrects it I meant to say jerk off
    
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    - Trashcompactor22
      
      7 years ago
      
      You don't jerk off much when you masturbate? Sorry, what the hell is that supposed to mean
      
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yourmindisfuckedup

7 years ago

Aw yeah its completely normal you sick fuck!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Whats so bad about it man? cmon :(
  
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  - yourmindisfuckedup
    
    7 years ago
    
    Na man its all good!!!!! YOU MENTAL. DEFECT!!!!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      7 years ago
      
      why are you so hateful? this hurts me
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        6 years ago
        
        I get that hateful garbage all the time! Why can't some people just accept that some people enjoy being free to be themselves?
        
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honeybuns33

7 years ago

Hmmm...
My mother is too useless. The children she would bear would
likely die off in weeks if her horrid body didn't simply
give out.
Trust me.

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- Fuck_IIN4
  
  7 years ago
  
  Yes, your mother is WORSE than useless, to have DEFECATED a piece of shit like YOU into the world! YOU should have been an aborted fetus in a plastic bag labeled "HOSPITAL WASTE" You were born when your mother had to take a shit in a public toilet and out you popped from her asshole.
  
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- honeybuns33
  
  7 years ago
  
  Why not donate to some degenerate and worthless gay couple?
  They might get a kick out of corrupting more youth.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    7 years ago
    
    That sounds feasible
    
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  - Fuck_IIN4
    
    7 years ago
    
    But YOU are a DEGENERATE QUEER too! As well as a LEECHING PARASITE and LIAR!!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      7 years ago
      
      I am not a queer you fucking hermaphrodite! get laid!
      
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      - Fuck_IIN4
        
        7 years ago
        
        I wasn't even talking to you, STUPID FAGGOT! Learn how to READ, you IDIOT SACK of SHIT!!
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        7 years ago
        
        Hey asshole you can fuck off! Why dont you be helpful and give me an idea on how to get more of my semen in jars!?
        
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