Is it normal to take my poop out of the toilet and throw it into the trash can?

yesterday i went to the doctor's office and did an x-ray of my stomach and they made me drink a thick white substance that was tasteless and disgusting. it felt like drinking styrofoam. they said it was because the machine was going to track how food and liquids went from my stomach through my intestine. well i was fine for a few hours after that. but when i got home i took a huge dump and when i looked into the toilet it was completely white. i flushed it once but the toilet was clogged. i realized that whatever they made me drink was turning my shits into solid bricks. i put on a latex glove and reached into the toilet to see what shape and texture it was. it honestly looked just like wet cement, and very heavy. i continued to scoop the shit out of the toilet with my hand and throw it into the trash can. finally i was able to clear out the toilet, but i could tell that some of my shit had gotten inside the pipe connected to the toilet when i first flushed. now this was late at night, and i couldn't tell anyone, so i decided to keep it like that until this morning. when i had to pee last night i peed in the sink. now the toilet is functioning properly. i had to take another dump this morning and i didn't flush at all, i just did what i did last night, scooped out the shit wearing gloves and threw them into the trash. once i got over the gag factor it's actually pretty fun. i just hope my mom doesn't smell or see anything weird in the bathroom trash can and starts asking questions. i made sure to cover up the places i threw my poop into the trash can with toilet paper.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I like how you just have latex gloves laying around.

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  • handsignals

    Why not build a mud brick house?

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  • snarkygirl

    Um why don't you just get the toilet fixed?

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    • there's nothing wrong with the toilet, but the stuff my doctor made me drink is turning my poop into something that looks and feels like very heavy wet cement. i didn't have this problem before going to the doctor. i think most normal working toilets wouldn't be able to flush what i'm pooping right now.

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      • wistfulmaiden

        I would have just left it there for someone else to clean up!

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        • it's my own house, if i left it there my mom would see it. thankfully my problem went away about a day or two after i asked the question, so i'm ok now!

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          • wistfulmaiden

            That's good! I guess I. Those exact circumstances what you did was normal

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