Is it normal to text while pooping?

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So I started dating this guy a few weeks ago and it's been great. And when we aren't together we text constantly, sounds juvenile I know (we are both in our late 20's). But we will get into a text convo and I don't want to stop so I bring my phone with me in the bathroom and text while peeing or even pooping. Anyone else do this? I know I am not the only one who likes to text lol

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    Recently I was talking to a friend on the phone and I got the urge. When I forced it out I covered the mouth piece with my hand to prevent any poop noises from getting through the telephone line. Things got a little awkward when I realized that it was time to wrap it up. Luckily my friend is a bit of a talker and I was able to put the phone down and wipe my butt and he never knew.

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  • thegvpsysailor
    8 years ago

    I talk on the phone while pooping. I dont care if they hear me grunting peeing and flushing

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I've done that. And then muted the phone when I flushed :-)

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    I never take my phone near bathroom

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      Then wtf do you do when you poop? Stare at the wall?

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      • flyingnostalgia
        8 years ago

        I think about what the meaning of life is. Trust me you will never get bored, its like playing sherlock.

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        • shuggy-chan
          8 years ago

          There is no meaning in life, life sucks and then you die. You haven't realized it yet?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Isn't texting the meaning of life? X-D

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  • MaryLouiseCatwhiskers
    8 years ago

    I skype while pooping.
    And I wipe while I skype.

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