Is it normal to think god forgive me if i did this?

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If I were in a desert and had nothing but a Bible/Koran/Talmud with me when I was taking a dump. If I wiped my ass with the holy pages, would the big guy forgive me?

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  • Joykidet
    12 years ago

    Well god doesn't exist. So no, it would not matter.

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    • anti-hero
      12 years ago

      How can you prove it?

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      • CatOnTheRun
        12 years ago

        How can you disprove it? What if I told you unicorns live in a cavern, 290km below the surface. Can I assume I'm correct because it's impossible to disprove?

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        • anti-hero
          12 years ago

          Just asking how they can prove it, I never claimed I could disprove it. I am not the one that made the statement they did, the burden of proof is on the state. It is not impossible to disprove that unicorns live in a cavern 290km below the surface (of the earth, I assume?). 290km below is an actual place, it could be checked out if you had a camera that could hold up to the elements down there. If God exists he/she exists in a non-physical place. So that is perhaps more impossible to prove or disprove. Not trying to fight about it, no need to be on edge about it. Plus I wasn't asking you lol :P p.s. The metric system sucks. I will assume that you meant to type 180.1976457 miles. Thank you.

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  • one_who_wonders
    12 years ago

    god maybe, but your anus will hate you, those pages dont look too comfortable for this

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  • Rhuarc
    12 years ago

    God doesn't care about paper you aren't desecrating him.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    depends what pages

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    • anti-hero
      12 years ago

      I would start with the maps, they are out dated anyway.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        hahaha

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  • CatOnTheRun
    12 years ago

    I would wipe my ass with the holy books any day. Fuck Christianity, live life the way you want to live it.

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    • anti-hero
      12 years ago

      Only one of the three was a Christian book. So why not fuck Islam and Judaism as well? Just looking for a little fairness.

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      • CatOnTheRun
        12 years ago

        Sorry :3 I'm just used to Christians due to where I live.

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        • anti-hero
          12 years ago

          ok then lol

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    • MissTwinless
      12 years ago

      that's right

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  • ohheytherefog
    12 years ago

    No you would die the second you did this.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    I don't think you'd live very long in the desert. It's hot and dry and you wouldn't have food or water. So I don't think you'd have to worry about this.

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  • anti-hero
    12 years ago

    Go listen to Men's Room in L.A. By Kinky Friedman feat. Ringo Starr, It's about a similar situation involving a Christian Tract.

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  • GADGAL
    12 years ago

    God forgives everything. Look at the apostle Paul..

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  • redrobin_yum
    12 years ago

    mmkay,well i think this is the stupiest thing i've ever heard..and i dont think its anything to joke about..

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  • sugarbunny772
    12 years ago

    i hope you die soon.

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    • anti-hero
      12 years ago

      I hope you both die.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        12 years ago

        wanna join us?

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        • anti-hero
          12 years ago

          Only if I can be the trigger man lol

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      you and me both, honey.

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  • RavagedSoul
    12 years ago

    If you were in a desert you would wear those long robes and cloth. Just tear a piece.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Use the sand instead

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader
    12 years ago

    Don't worry, when I was 6 I thought the same thing, only with Santa and his presents.

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  • nobleserpent
    12 years ago

    You can ask him when you die. Until then you won't really know.

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  • Dulse.
    12 years ago

    I bet if you bought him flowers and had a cup of tea at his place while you explained the situation, he would give you some toilet paper.

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  • Sinsector
    12 years ago

    Of course he would forgive you! You're just a child! You don't know any better! Everything is going to be all right.

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