Is it normal to think my girlfriend is a witch?

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Is it normal to think my girlfriend is a witch? I have caught her on more than one occasion suckling her familiars from her third nipple. And by familiars I usually mean the little guy named Floyd from across the street.

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Based on 9 votes (4 yes)
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  • GaelicPotato
    3 years ago

    Get the fuck out.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I'm serious. She's startin to scare me.

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  • thepuppet
    3 years ago

    ????????

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    does she have a big ole dildo named 'broom'?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      No but she has a big black one named 'beelzebub' she pulls out every Black Sabbath.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Sure if she is also into black magic.

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