Is it normal to think that soulsborne bosses are kind of sexy?

I'm a straight guy, but I'd love to be railed by some big, horny Dark Souls type boss. Was playing Elden Ring - could NOT get over how hot some of the bosses are. Just the thought of Margit claiming me as his own and domming me while people try in vain to invade the castle and bring me back gets me horny. He's strong, he wants me, and nobody has the power to change that - sexy.

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  • KholatKhult

    I’ve been accused of writing this post so I would like to say that although I did not write it - MONSTERS AND ROBOTS ARE GENDERLESS and therefore are completely bangable to ALL
    I maintain my nonqueerity while still wanting to drill General Grievous. This is legal

    Wife says sometimes I “push it” when said fantasybang is “just a guy” but ah ah ah *finger wag* //THEY// aren’t “just a guy” //THEY// have little elf ears checkmate hetero loophole

    OP Margit is monster enough get your fuck on
    Godspeed brother

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Whoever you are, you aren't sexy.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Im a straight guy and I prefer skinny white girls and big booty latinas

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  • Vvaas

    kholat

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    • malaparte

      i have no intentions of joining anyone's discord, btw

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    • malaparte

      oh ffs, i've written numerous degenerate posts on his website, why does he keep getting the credit?

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      • KholatKhult

        It’s my world baby you’re just living in it

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    • KholatKhult

      NO

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