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I am a 36 year old divorced man and whenever I get into a crowd where there is are pretty women/girls, I touch their bums while pretending it was an accident, I just can't help doing it, their bums are so soft and hot.
Go touch some random female bums instead - the homeless need loving too.
Was that supposed to be funny? No, no, no. I'm not being a wise ass. Doing my best to be . . . civil. Just don't get the, um, homeless thing, that's all. Was this being sarcastic? Some sort of thought provoking irony? Help me out here.
It's a play on words because bum is another word for a hobo or homeless person.
I sometimes think I'm a little deslexic, because when I clicked on this I thought it said is it normal to touch random bums in a crowd. Needless to say I'm rather disappointed.
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Ok miss, and btw how do you (considering you are a woman) feel when you realize a stranger is deliberately touching your bum?
Do that in NYC and one of two things will happen: The female you touched will turn around and kicked the living shit out of you or and under cover NYPD cop will see this (epecially on a crowed subway platform) and kick the living shit out of you just before he slaps the hand cuffs on your sorry punk ass. Don't believe me? Well I've seen both. So don't do this shit in the Big Apple.
If you touch the behind of any girl or woman who is not your partner, and they realize you did it deliberately, you can find yourself with sexual assault charges.
There are no doubt people out there you wouldn't watch touching you sexually, well you are that person to them. You're a creep and I hope the next woman you touch is a kickboxer and beats the living shit out of you.
Woman's butts are always hot. Every guy want squeeze it, lick it and even some guy like me want to taste and smell their buttholes. If any girl enjoy and give u a chance thn squeeze her butt and rubb ur cock in her ass crack. Many occasions I got chances and evacuated while rubbing cock in a crowed bus.
I believe what you described would be a sexual assault and especially if done to someone under age could land you in alot of trouble for your effort. Not to mention the beat down you could also incur when she turns to her paleolithic boyfriend and tells him what you just did.
ahahah I am scared now, but I do that sometimes with men I like at parties usually most to watch them in homofobic paranoias and have a lol so, I can imagine