Is it normal to use subliminal messaging on my coworker?

He's damn fine, but he also claims that he's "straight" and not interested. I don't believe him, so I'm using subliminal messaging and hypnosis techniques on him in order to make him want to suck my dick. I'm not sure if it'll work, but it's worth a shot. Hopefully, the next time I stare into those pretty eyes, they'll be between my legs, lol.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    One of these days you're gonna get your ass beat for sexually harrassing ppl. Just because you're a lgbt doesnt mean its ok to do that.

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  • kelili

    "He also claims that he's "straight" and not interested."

    English is not my first language and yet I understand this part very clearly.

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  • RoseIsabella

    ... or maybe he'll just tell someone in HR that you are sexually harassing him? Don't be a disgustingly creepy loser.

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    • ospry

      You can be a disgusting loser or a creepy loser, just please don't be a disgustingly creepy loser

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      • RoseIsabella

        🤣💩💨

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    You seem like a lot of the LGBT people I've met. Once they fall for someone that's all they'll obsess over even when they know that the person they fell for is taken or straight. Doing shit like that serves no purpose and it only makes the LGBT community look stupid. Find someone who's actually gay and stop being an embarrassment to the community. XD

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    • Tvking6789

      As much as I hate to say it, this comment is correct. Unless OP is omitting that it is very obvious this person might be bi, bi-curious, or not out yet then you may try just going to a gay club or bar. I personally use Grindr and other hook up or dating apps as well.

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  • Greywolf69

    Get help, dude. That shit is definitely not normal and should never be tried on anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation. Try finding someone who is actually gay and is actually into weird fucking creeps like you, and MAYBE you’ll have better luck getting him to suck you off.

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  • ApolloEna

    Get a clue OP, it's likely time to move on.
    If you think there's ANY chance that he might actually want to do "gay stuff" with you, find out if he'd want to hang out with you, as friends only for a while.

    Then, over time, if you 2 get drunk or stoned together, perhaps you might mention to him that you sure would love to suck his cock.

    If he's at all interested, this will likely be the only opportunity he will allow you to do so, as his inhibitions will be lowered.

    However, if he's still not interested, he will likely very vocally tell you NO, and he may even beat your ass, and not in a good way, mind you.

    Just be prepared for the worst case scenario of getting yourself whooped.

    Now, there are some "straight" guys that will do gay things, but there are also many straight guys that will beat the ever-living crap out of you, just for suggesting that you want to have gay sex or any type of homosexual contact with them.

    Just giving you fair warning about how the the real world works.

    Be careful bub.

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