Is it normal to wipe boogers on my college roommate’s items as a prank?

I find the humor in it! It’s harmless.

My college roommate my sophomore year was a huge slob, ignorant ass, and rich snob. He was over weight too, but acted like he was a male model.

When I gave up trying to be friends with him, I let my cum fly. Meaning, I'm a super hornball, and jerk off multiple times a day sometimes. At least once a day. But I had to hide jerking off late at night or when he wasn't there or in bathroom. this was a pain because I cum a shit ton of cum, and it shoots out far. So I had to always catch it.

So one night late, I jerked off in bed. I came and came so much it was everywhere, on sheets, both hands, dick/balls of course, pubes, stomach, arms because they touched my stomach. I put on shorts and now had cum in them, and went to take a shower.

So F that. I never covered up my cumshots again. I started when he wasn't there, in the sink in our room. At first I'd do my best to aim into sink, but didn't bother after day or so, and would splatter the back wall, his razor, toothbrush (mine was electric put away), soap, face clothes, etc.

I had to cool that because there was too much cum everywhere and I had to clean up some so it wasn't too obvious. So I started shooting my cum on his side of the room. he was such a slob, almost every square inch of his side had clothes, papers, electronics, etc, covering the floor, desk, bed.

since I jerked off so much, my cum was fairly watery, so it would just soak into whatever it landed on, which was cool. the idiot was shaped like a potatoe, but wore skinny jeans. I knew he didn't use pockets cause he couldn't fit hands in there, so I would use his jean pockets as my cum sleeve. I'd jerk off and stick my dick into a pocket to cum. one weekend he went away, I came in every pocket of this one pair.

I did this so much after a couple months the room started to smell. I realized, when I used one of his tshirts or something as a cum rag, from his laundry basket, he never actually washed them. plus the cum I sprayed around the room like on his bed, didn't help. If i came an extra big load on something of his, I would shove it under his bed or under pile of clothes behind his desk.

I had to demand he clean his clothes because of the smell or tell the RA. He finally did one weekend. Unfortunately I had to cool it.

It's not normal you beignet.

Thats crossing the line

Lol.

I can understand why you would enjoy it, but as for me I'm not trying to soe any bad Karma.

your sick!