Is it normal we need to no the truth
Is thegypseysailor sailing the world from his mother's basement? Or is on a boat with a wife 24 years his junior, is this teen bride doing tip work while one of the local native girls works the shaft and balls?
Does he really have an aquatic glory hole in the bottom of his boat so the creatures of the deep can please him?
And is handsignals closing in on his location as we speak? *dramatic action movie music*