Is it normal weird symptoms after spider bite

Yesterday i went on a school field trip amd got bit by a small spider. It didnt cause any immediate symptoms but i went ti sleep feeling very sick and tired and i woke up feeling much stronger. I can lift many times my body weight and this jizz-like substance shoots out of my wrists. I normally wear glasses but today my vision is perfect without them

Also my reflexes are really fast, like i can sense things happening in just microseconds, almost like time is slowing down

Is it normal?

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75% Normal
Based on 24 votes (18 yes)
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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    Ya sounds like u turned into ur city's favorite wall crawling pussy

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  • Caps90

    So your spiderman??? Yeah your busted idiot. Why are you on your Laptop when you should be helping your grandmother?

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