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So when I stroll into Walmart to buy batteries for my vibrator, I always buy a remote or remote controlled car that also takes the same batteries so the cashier won't think I'm buying them for a vibrator. IIN?
lmao. Nobody thinks "Hmmm.. Batteries, eh? You get outta my store! This is a respectable business!"
I'm the opposite. When I buy batteries I have to buy a vibrator just so the cashier doesn't think I need them for something disgusting like a tv remote or maybe even a flashlight.
I don't think the cashier really cares about your purchase, you're just being paranoid.
The next time I see someone in line just buying batteries I'll know what's going on. Thanks for the heads up!
Batteries = vibrator? O_o
Batteries could be for anything! You're probably being a bit paranoid- I don't think you have anything to worry about!
The "condoms and dog sedatives" line was awesome, LOL!!! To the OP: why not just order a big pack of batteries online or get rechargeable ones? Seems like a silly waste of money to keep buying other stuff and a pain to return them.
You're paranoid lmao, batteries could be for ANYTHING. I', sure NOBODY automatically would come to the conclusion that you're buying them specifically for a vibrator. What do you do when you need batteries for something else? Don't you just buy the batteries?
This is funny :)
Nobody knows what are you buying the batteries for lol.
What do you do with so many remotes btw?
if youre a guy and buying batteries AND lube at the same time the cashier might tend to wander what youre doing
Well you bought the vibrator in the first place so you're not that shy about it, I couldn't even do that yeah I know vibrators are fully accepted now and many women openly admit to using one but I'd have visions of the sex shop worker having visions of me using the vibrator. I bet the orgasms from a vibrator x are out of this world though. xx
I think you are being a wee but paranoid. If you seriously feel that weird about it, buy bulk on eBay.
We feel that to reveal embarassing or private things, like, say, masturbatory habits (for me, about once a day, usually in the shower), we have given someone something, that, like a primitive person fearing that a photographer will steal his soul, we identify our secrets, our pasts and their blotches, with our identity, that revealing our habits or losses or deeds somehow makes one less of oneself. But it's just the opposite, more is more is more—more bleeding, more giving. These things, details, stories, whatever, are like the skin shed by snakes, who leave theirs for anyone to see. What does he care where it is, who sees it, this snake, and his skin? He leaves it where he molts.
See, I had this fear once. I would d something similarto what you do but once I really needed to masturbate, so basically I bought a vibrator and bateries, and then I used it in the bathroom of the drugstore... A guy entered and saw me. So now everybody knows I'm the battery girl and its actually really cool. So I think you're normal but chill
Ibdont think you should be worried about what anyone thinks, I doubt they really think anything or even care what the batteries are for. Besides - why not just get some rechargeables?
You must have a pile of remote control cars and remotes laying around. You could always just have the batteries shipped to your house or something.
Your being paranoid. There are so many types of technology that take batteries. I doubt her mind is going that in direction. If you keep buying remotes and keep going through the same cashier, then she might start to wonder. Just relax.
I can sympathise with you. I'd never do this but it crosses my mind. Like, if I bought a bumper pack of 24 batteries, they'd think "Someone is having one heck of a session tonight".
About the only place I'd draw the line is having a basket that only contains condoms and dog sedatives.