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well sometimes i do ripper farts, they are huge and all base and make the floor vibrate. sometimes they scare my pets and sometimes i wake myself and my husband in the middle of the night letting one go. is it normal what my husband says?
-.- once my sister did that to me and i woke up all scared saying the exact same thing your husband said!
My favorite comment I ever got was someone asking me if I heard the duck and they went looking for it.
Did you smell thunder just now? It smells of ass.
Yes it's normal your husband makes a joke when you produce loud noises out of your butt. It's called humour. Unless he genuinely thinks every time you fart it's thunder, in which case it's called stupidity :D
I'd be more concerned about your poor pets by the sounds of it.
Animal lover! Not too gone on husbands though.
Totally normal I flatulate so powerfully it puts holes in my underwear. I am ThunderAss.
Next time, make sure his face is wedged in between your ass cheeks so he can smell the ozone.