Iint i always have to talk on the phone when i poop?

Pooping alone in the bathroom has become a source of major anxiety for me. I feel so alone and vulnerable when I'm answering the call of nature, and I can't get it out by myself. When talking on the phone one day I was able to relieve myself stress free and it was such a relief! Since then, for months, I have always called someone with some pretense to talk to them for the time needed for me to drop my stress payload into the toilet.

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  • dirtybirdy

    You're taking "call of nature" too literally.

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  • green_boogers

    Why the pretense? Just tell the friend that you called because you are taking s shit.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Good for you! It's a pooping party!

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    • Brownblowout

      I like those!
      I'm on the pot just fartin' now...false alarm

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      • RoseIsabella

        I think I had better hit the porcelain throne myself, but I'm afraid of constipation. Something tells me it's going to be really hardcore.

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  • Freedom_

    How can you ever truly accept yourself if you can't even be alone with your own poop?

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  • Cliche1234

    Don't you think it will be awkward if the person over the phone overheard the poop sound smashing the surface of the water with full velocity?

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    • Dream_Killer

      All they have to do is put toilet paper in first to cover the water surface and poof! No splashy!

      Or maybe the water in the toilet is incredibly low so it doesn't splash?

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    • Brownblowout

      Smashing or splashing I would think
      Maybe a powersplash

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      • Cliche1234

        It happened to me when it hit the water with full velocity. It produces really strong splashy noise. I know that someone in my house heard it. So awkward and embarrassing.

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