Im a pringle in a can!!!

When my friend was on acid...ook ok when I was on acid I thought I was a corn flake.

I created my account just to favorite this shit. Sick!

Oh yea...by the way, if you are a pringle you will most likely be eaten. Then you'd be poop. Just a thought.

I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE.

omg I laughed so hard :)))) It's adorable :)) Gosh... You just made my day lollll

Just doin what pringles do, hahaha so funny it made my night.

this seems sexual... really it does. trapped in an enclosed space. tightly pressed against others of your kind. go find someone to hug. And no i don't want to be one... i'm a cookie man, not a chip dude.

I VOTE THIS THE BEST POST EVERRRR!! so damn funny

I feel the same way!!!
Exept in my dreams im talking about the wonders of what might be outside the can with the others. Are we in a shop? Billy Pipers pantry? Perhapes in a bomb shelter used by a mad scientist that intends to create super pringles as weapons? Oh how exited we all get when were moveing. Though its always sad when some one breaks.

Long live the Sour cream and onion!!!

Normal

I suppose it's normal

You see, cocaine is one hell of a drug . . .

lmao. God Damn, you soo made me want to be a pringle!

I feel this post would be better under Drugs & Alcohol

hahaha the lifestyle of a pringle how about u go straight into da mouth of a fatty sitting on a couch watching tv

this is one of the greatest things i ever read

i also have a fetish for pringles, sometimes i just repeatedly shove my cock in and out of the can. ive also been looking into plastic surgery to make me look more like a pringle but ive had no luck so far.

this guy needs to get laid

I like cake ^_^.

How about...NO

Pringles are made from the beaks of ducks

I suggest counciling and drug rehabilitation. No pun intended it either sounds like you have an over active imagination or a serious psychological disorder.

I feel the same way

Im glad everyone has enjoyed my post.....I hope you guys are aware that this is a joke post and that i typed this up my mid freshman year in highschool and now i am a junior!... But dont stop with the comments because you guys are hilarious!

I actually know someone who used to say the same thing when high but he was one of the end pieces of a tobelerone so this is of course totally unrelated

start eating pringles and think about whether you want to be a pringle anymore.

I finally favourited this!

This is one of the best posts on here:D

Keep on trucking pringleflake!

OMG WHY ME?!?

Well not all pringles are perfect. Lots of them have little chips missing. If only the whole can could be perfect. Then, my life would be complete.

I want to be a cheese puff now. Brb, off to get the orange paint.

Wow you sound like a real big fucktard! <3

I used to want to be a dorrito. But I gave up on my dreams so that I could be normal.

Creeps.

you too? :o

I love you. You are genius.

Hilarious.

its not unlikeley to dream about fictional characters and fatasize you should find an outlet. like office work.. maybe you feel the need to be in a tight perfect world so try something where you can improve it to be perfect and make it your own :)

When I was on acid I thought I was a Coke but then I came back to reality :(

Well pringles are like a family they always spoon! get it XD

Pringles tie the ends of my universe together. I hoard pringles, Sour cream and onion in my shower, Guacamole in my smart car, Jalapeno cheddar in my pants, and baked potato In my armoire. Without each one of these individual flavors. I would be working the streets in compton, lookin for a cheap thrill!

...I think I love you, No homo mate. That was bloody hilarious I need this condensed and On a T-shirt. Fuck life mate, I wanna be a pringle.

This is going on Unfriendable

You are a freak. Bottomline.

wow ok thats not normal!!

11 years later and I still revisit this post.

I always wanted to be popcorn..just bounching in the machine. I want marry a beauticul miss.Popcorn someday and POP out some babies too..

i made love with the dairy queen

made my day

please cut off the acid bro

XD I'm guessing you were high when you wrote this??
Correct me if I'm wrong ;)

yeah it does man =)

cool man..... but uhhh....you shouldn't have ever told anyone about it being fake, its kinda mofoin hilariousX) 2 1/2 damn years......wow.....

when i took acid one time i turned into a vase..... i straight up IN MY MIND turned into a fuckin green and black vase.... for THREE hours i sat there with my stillness and literally pissed on myself because i couldn't move. to this day i wish i could do it again...... ALSO, pringles taste good.... especially when your on acid....can vases eat pringles?.....

i woke and i was a hot cheto and everyone i knew was in the bag with me i was a sexy cheto but a fat guy got me so know im poo im using fake hands to type >.>

Weird fuck.

Weird lmao

I want what your on!!!

This is the best damn post I've read to date. Tears streaming down my face laughing so hard.

I don't know you, but will you marry me? And yes, Pringles ARE made of the beaks of ducks. Now it's out in the open. That's why their shaped like them. And kind of yellowish and crispy. Although the green ones aren't bad at all.

Actually being a pringle would be nice! Sometimes I think... Wow I wish I was that mailbox or any other object just because they get to relax and never feel emotional pain, so i get what you mean!

Sounds like LSD. I heard of someone who thought he was an orange... so he tried to peel himself.

GET OFF THAT DRUG NOW!!!!!!

Abnormal but that's ok. We would probably b friends!!! All my friend are strange. Then I would try to get u some help for the suicidal part

This is a piss take right??

Correct me if I'm wrong..

LOL
thats the funnyest thing ive heard all day.
although, there is one flaw in your dream.
its called a PERSON
OMG ITS GOING YO EAT YOU!!!

p.s: im eating some now

lol omg i laughed so hard at this story this website is awesome and dont let usernamegoeshere bother you hes just jealous that your funner and funnier but the suicide part isnt fun if you die what will cheer me up?

Id definatly enjoy being a Pringle.... Salty crunchy goodness, AHH LOOKOUT ITS DIP OUR ONLY ENEMY!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Naw for rel though it is really cute!

I AM A PRINGLE WITH ARMS AND LEGS

You guys are still fighting? This WAS a hilarious post...

No thats not normal, but its very very funny.

I LOVE YOU I AM MS. PRINGLE LETS HAVE 100K BABIESSSS!!!!

You sound completely normal to me :]

i was being serious!!!

Lol i feel the same bro every day i think to myself pringles are cool and i made love to Mrs.Pringle first so there.Me and mrs.pringle are getting married in november ya we have a child and his name is pringle.I say to him everyday "pringle my boy come here" and he says "yes papa"and i say"you are a pringle"and hr says"yes papa i know"and i say"hahahah good boy"and then he leaves.So ya pringles are cool.

IMF me too we should make a giant pringles can and pringles suits and just live in the can just laying all day everyday and when we get hungry we can just eat each other cause god knows how delicious pringles are!!! It'll be so much fun (:

You guys that are taking this seriously are dumb ahahahhahahah
I'm going to post this baby on MLIA.com :)

Hahaha! so you want to be a pringle? eh? I suggest you buy yourself some nice pringle coloured fabric, and make it into a pringle costume. Get someone else to do it if you don't know how. You can wear it around whenever you want. Turn your bed into a pringle box (I'm sure its possible!) with some nice pringle coloured fabric. Happy pringling!!! P.s, I love pringles too.

No. I wanna be a taco. What now?

First off, ignore my name. Second off, I guarantee that a mental institute somewhere has a cell just waiting for you.

Is this a fucking troll ?

you rock my world.

Im gonna put you in my buthole then eat you

No, that's fucking wierd. You ALL FUCKING WIERD.

I absolute the stories on here :'D LMFAO :L

How high are you right now? 😂

Dont worry dude, you aint perfect, your awesome, your like a Cheeto

I'm the original author of this post.. 7 years later and this is still in the all time most popular list 😂😂😂 wow... I was a freshman in high school and now I'm 22 years old working full time. Damn I miss this version of me lol

you need to wake up, y'know why? because you are a pringle in a can!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!

i wanna be apopcorn

I don't want to be a pringle. I do, however, love this post and all of the comments.

LMAO ^_^ Haha!

Is this a metaphor for some freaky sexual thing?

Please tell me this is a troll post!!!

After you said you weren't a pringle, I got sad. I wanted to eat you...

I'm glad a fellow pringle knows what I'm feeling.<BR>It's sad that pringles like us aren't free to be ourselves in today's society. I've even had people try to eat me because I'm so delicious. This is outright racism.

#PRINGLESUNITE

But once you pop you can't stop

Seems like a joke..

dude, WTF?
you'll be heartbroken when Mrs.Pringle gets eaten.
I want to be a LAYS chip in a bag. better than a pringle.

#TRIPPIN

Wow this was made so long ago...

An empty pringle can is a heart breaking sight :(

You need help

Sometimes I feel like i am the air in a lays chips bag :(

imma pringle in a can also, i have always dream of being. chocolate in a freezer!!!!!!!!! i love the feeling of cold! and then when i am taken out!!!!! the warmth of someones hand grabbing me!! is ASTOUNDING!!!!!! I understand your desire to be pringles in a can!! because i want to be chocolate! Chocolate that talks and walks!

U know pringles get eaten right...

Meth is a really powerful drug.

HAHHAA

I love to eat, sometimes I say "please stop" but then my mouth is full again.

@mason- Queen Latifah?

lol, but seriously if you are suicidal in any aspect what so ever call 911 and keep it out of your otherwise funny posts. I would of agreed with your craziness had you not mentioned the wanting to die part.

Seek professional help. Soon.

I made a account just to post this,I wanted to always be a panda,a pet mouse,or a pet dog.idk why

Lmfao I wish I could get as good as acid as you get. I'm jealous. But yeah totally normal.

troll alert! XD

People like you bother me... A LOT X(

Someone's a little high

Nah,you don't want that brah,go be a Dorito,Doritos are the high-rollers now.

Sincerly - A Pringle.

I used to want to be a beetle or an ant. The only reason was because I didn't have to deal with homework.

i wanted to be a can where u can live on... haha
i think ur saying things in a creative manner.<i hope so>
ur tryng to say that u want to live in simplicity, doing things normally a lazy man do.. -->"just laying in a pringles can doin what pringles do"... and what did the pringles do?? answer is: pringles do nothing!!
am i right or im not wrong??

They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became a Pringle.

Imma call bullshit on this one. Pretty funny though. It could be true, but still, pringles can't post on Is It Normal.

I find this post... fascinating.

I wanna be a pickled egg. I already smell like one, so I'm halfway there! :)

yea, i know what u mean. it's totally normal to love a food that much lol

i was a jedi squirrel once

It's funny cause now the fat kids can't eat you cause their arms are too big!

Were you on acid when you wrote this post? i mean i know it's fake but wow, a pringle in a can?! that got accepted!!!!!!!

I admit, I was high as fuck when I joined this site.

thank you sir for reminding me of the half eaten can of pringles dwelling in my bedroom, mmmmmmmmmm munchtime!

sorry to make you get another email, but i want to know, what does it feel like to...eat one. i dont think its either abnormal or normal, but you must realise that your human and everyone loves you that way!!! if your planning on getting rid of this fantasy, try to keep away from pringles and pringle like products, im sire if you got some friends together, they would understand and try to help you.

They told me I could be anything, so I chose to be a pringle.

i wanna be a pringle too :D

Man what have you been smoking that is seriously funny. However i would like to become a dorito so i cant say much other than good on you fella

What about a corn chip! Come on, like what the fuck! What drugs are you on

Lmao!!!

Hahahahahaahahhaahahah. That'd be the life eh?

I fucking love you damit! IM SO MUCH LIKE YOU. <3 lawlllz. I praise you. Hahahajaha.

U could make a giant can full of giant pringles and live in it. I say go for it

Do you want to get dipped and then eaten?

Was acid involved?

just think pringle thoughts,huuuuummmmm,huuuuummmm

pringles with hot sauce are dang!!
yummm yummm

That's how you know you took too much LSD.

I want to be a CHEETO and leave orange marks on everything!

Beautious.

Haha i wanted to e a bowl of speghetti :)

hey do u guys feel like cartmen after reading tht and tlking about food lmao i do for sure

omg im a little weiner short and small her is my head and her is my spit lmao

once u pop the fun dont stop

******FUCK PRINGLES*****
hand me the lays chips and I'll be happy

Hahahaha omg

OMG finally someone who understands sometimes i feel like i'm an oreo in a bag

Sorry, wasn't meth, I think it was LSD.

Are you on meth? I heard some story once of a guy on meth that thought he was an orange in a box in the back of a bus. Sounds similar to what ur saying.

Have you ever thought that being a pringle would be boring? I mean you'd just be there doing nothing, so no I don't see what's so fascinating about being a pringle in a can.

Those drugs really must have got to you xD

...Shroomz 8D

plus, youd get eaten and youd be bored out of your mind! wow... O.O

are you serious? if you are, wow, drugs really got you huh... go see a doc and tell him the drug effects still haven't gone away

Omg so do I !!!!

lol u little weirdo XD get off the drugs and eat some pringles.

Pringles are amazing. What flavor do you wanna be? (:

Why would you want to be a pringle? You would get eaten!

LMFAO!

^_^

yea sometimes i think i am a cookie just lying there waiting in stores and i want to have sex with that chips ahoy cookie

Buddy , PRINGLES GET EATEN
OM NOM NOM BURP !

i want to be a pringle too! (i love silly questions like this, thanks for the laugh..:)

I feel the same when I'm on acid, except I want to be a cookie! (:

Aw man, now i wanna be a purple gummy bear.

You need to buy Jack Handey calendars. If you don't know who that is, your story is right on par with his stories. In fact, I think you might be Jack Handey! If you are, can I please help you write your next calendar?

LMFAO,the word pringle makes me laugh.

That is sooooooo funny!

I prefer "real" potato snacks.

Omnomnomnomnom

You get eaten if you're a pringle...

Oooookkkkkk!! Well, mr pringle, I think that you, need help.

Erm...

wait thts abnormal ;D lmao wut flavor!?!? :O

Wow.

interesting idea xd

Haha I enjoy pringles. I love doing that thing where you put two in your mouth and it looks like a duck's bill hehe:)

Omg*

....... Aaawwkkwwwaaarrrddd

What. The. Heck.

Salt and Vinegar are the BEST!

I just ate a Pringle...

i used to love pringles i never new why they call it pringles tho

i think im gonna go to the 99cent store to get some

<3

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I want to marry you.
We can use a pringle instead of ring right?

but you'd get eaten! and all you'd do is just sit in a can... day after day until someone goes CRUNCH! and then you're gone.

Well I can say that I've definitely never felt like that... But isn't being a pringle a kind of pointless existence? First, you're a potato, and then many chemicals, flavorings and even a trip through the oven later, you're in a box, you're picked up and eaten, and then that's the end of your not-even-a-life-in-the-first-place.
But hey, they're tasty and very ergonomically packed!

why would you want to be a pringle? you would get eaten! that is unless someone you knew and trusted had intelligence that you in particular were in the pringle container and put you in a safe place where no one could eat you so you could live a life until you grew moldy. or someone in the store never bought you and you eventually made your way to a dump. but then you would be rejected. :(

on the other hand you also wouldnt have a brain so you wouldnt know you were a pringle. you would be a dead potato with flavoring on it.

but if pringles had feelings and they knew what you said about them im sure it would make them happy... it made my day...

I absolute love the stories on here :'D LMFA :L

Said the same thing about eleven years ago.
Only I said:I wish I could be a pringle in a can.
Now I realize it was just madness.
There is also another meaning:being all confined in a tight claustrophobic place with one hundred exact copies of you.Like clones.Every pringle is so much similar to another.except for tiny differences you can only see through a microscope.

Those are some lucky animals if all they do is eat pringles all day...sign me up, I wanna be next to the duck so he can stare at my pringle beak

How the fuck would you test pringles on animals?

Man! That is some good acid! Ill take some of that! :D

Seriously though, many people have fantasised about being something else. I once wanted to ba a robot.

I want to be a cheetooooo!!! Lol

Definitely normal. Sometimes my friends and I congregate and talk about how much we would like to be pringles.

no. the pringles company is owned by procter and gamble. they test on animals :( pringles are eviiilllll

NORMAL

That's funny. I will never look at them the same way again. Lol

LOL very ambitious. I hope you fulfill your dream someday

Being a Pringle means you get to help make someone make a duck beak with your chip-ness!

yay! i want to rain with candys and to can make water sandwwiches!

I <3 pringles!

if i was a pringle i'd eat myself.

Omfg I want a pringle so badly right now XD

Lol!!!!! That was sooo funny!

I use small words because you wouldn't be able to understand big words. Is that clear enough for you?

Then what would you call it if its not monitoring? and also...once a month? i have timestamps of every time you left a message and it was like 3 times a week so far lol so your just a liar! You left 10 comments so how in the hell are you gonna tell me you check it once a month? Because i know for damn sure that i havent been arguing with a child for 10 months now, and thank you for using small words! Even though im not exactly sure how thats relevant to this argumant!

It isn't monitoring them if it's like once a month. And you just seem very stupid. I was going to use a bigger word there, but I simplified it for your small mind.

It has been said that "Once you pop, you can't stop".

Makes no sense? It just seems that you are actually just very narrow minded is all! lol i still cant get over the fact that you monitor these comments lol!

That just makes no sense. Just none at all.

Well not only do you contradict my stories but YOU'RE also a grammar Nazi! You're wrong because...The salty snack gods are one of the 2 gods that over see the pringles!

Well first of all it's you're a loser. Not your. And yes you're a loser.
And second, I was chosen by the salty snack gods, and that overrides the pringle gods.

Yeah I'm the loser. Not like it's you or anything. I mean I'm not the one that wants to be a pringle.
And if you were trying to be funny with your post, take a lesson from the guy above me. Now that is funny.

I wish I were an oscer meyer weiner!

A huge prick. Wow where are you from? Alabama?

Attempting and succeeding.
It's because obviously it is not normal to have suicidal thoughts because you aren't a pringle. So therefore why is there a need to ask this ridiculous question on this site?

Well dude it seems like your attempting to bash on me! why?

Well 22% of people think this isn't normal. And all these comments that seem nice, they are just being sarcastic.

I am? They do? hmmm i guess that everyone told you that before you left the comment!anyways.. dude go home!

Whatever. You are just mad because everyone on this website thinks you are a freak.

If you suddenly got to be an actual pringle, lined up in that can with alll those other pringles, would you have a ten minute orgasm?

Yeah cause everyone else on here didn't do that too.

dont you bash on my fantasy "usernamegoeshere"

perfectly normal.

Me too!!!!

LOL :)

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! I <3 pringles!!! Sooo tasty!

Ummmm... Wow. U need to talk to somebody. That's not at all normal.

LOVE IT! NEVER THOUGH OF BEING A PRINGLE BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY BORING WHY NOT LIKE AN OREO THEY GET TO GO SWIMMING IN SOME MILK.. PRINGLES ARE JUST CLOSES IN..:( FUKKIN HILARIOUS THOUGH

hahahah i laughed at this

What flavor pringle? I love ranch flavored.

this so far is the weirdest i have ever seen! this made me laugh so hard! nad mrs. pringles? you gotta be kidding. why a pringle i mean c'mon! you need some check-ups with a doctor or something.. hehe pringle

wow haha i could imagine being a pringle for second thanks! :P but don't have suicidal thoughts after..pringles don't have the BEST life..they get eatin! maybe you should see a shrink...seriously.

Interesting...........