Im okay with pushing useless people off a cliff, iin?

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I am all for pushing useless people off a cliff. Annoying people? Push them off the cliff. Idiots? Push them off the cliff. Disruptive people? Push them off the cliff.

We can have a test. Pass, you live. Fail? You're to be pushed off the cliff. But, they're human, right? I'm supposed to care? Not really, sorry. I can only care for humans that show promise. The rest? Push them off the cliff.

Is this a normal thought? I know you all think these same thoughts about someone that annoys you. If not? You're either lucky not to know such people, a slob, or too accepting. Spare me on the empathy idealism. I don't advocate random cruelty. This is only directed at retards that are such a social disruption they ought to be, at the least, locked up far away. Uncivilized lack of basic manners irks me to no end. Old people with dementia? Push them off the cliff. Smokers? I hate them. Push them off a cliff.

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago | pl

Hm, sounds like something Hitler said in several of his speeches in the late 30's, almost word for word. So nice to see the old ideas are still alive and well.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Think that's bad? Have you ever read about the garbage that took place in the former Yugoslavia? I shudder! Looks like we have to face it that humans are tribal, possessive, competitive, and stupid. Life itself is stupid. Its all an experiment, or a comedic drama? What do you think?
  
  I'm reminded of Waiting For Godot. Lots of loons. GypsySailor, have you escaped the overpopulated mess for a sea voyage? Peaceful aquatic tranquility. No humans for miles (except their damn ocean pollution beneath!).
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    9 years ago
    
    'Life itself is stupid. Its all an experiment, or a comedic drama? What do you think?'
    I think life is a grand gift.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Sailor, you are enjoying temporary denial of the inevitability that crap happens. I'm happy that you are happy for the moment. Clearly, your serotonin is way up. Awesome. Yes, life is a grand gift, sometimes. But, that's surely not life's default pattern. Nope. I contend life is stupid. It surely starts out stupid, or we would have no requirement for learning how to adapt to our environment as we go along. I'm not all for this experiment though. There, done. Have a marvelous day!
      
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        9 years ago
        
        Over the length of my 68 years, some has been bad but more has been good. I stand by my statement; life is a grand gift.
        
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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Hello goat. My name is bigeagle montoya. You kill my fodder. Prepare to die!

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- charli.m
  
  9 years ago
  
  I love you ♡
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I copied that quote you created. Put it on a post it note. Smacked it on my wall. Love how you redesigned it.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  A comic eh? You may stay. I won't push you off the cliff. :-) I need comedy in this world.
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    9 years ago
    
    Only if you are as talonted as I.
    
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  - Riddler
    
    9 years ago
    
    Thanks OP I needed a good laugh.
    
    I have to ask though what is the test going to cover? What level is it? What are we suppose to know? Is it academic or common sense? Some people are book-smart and complete and terribly impractical since they cant reason through real life situations. Also people with dementia are not stupid/disruptive of their own doing. They have a disorder. Its far different from someone who chooses not to think.
    
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Unimportant

9 years ago

What if you don't pass the useless, annoying, disruptive idiot test? Would you be okay with dying?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Like politicians, the ultra-rich, or celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan, I will have a loophole at my disposal. El, oh, el. :-P
  
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ImjustJeff

9 years ago

You would push me off the cliff at least 3 times by your statements...

I am too accepting, I am a pushover, pincushion and a doormat all in one. Though I'm not that old, I have dementia/senile like tendencies, AND I smoke and am currently unemployed.

Damn, this is gonna hurt.

But go ahead, put me out of my/your misery, my eyes will be open the whole way down.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  ImjustJeff,
  you are pulling at my faint sympathy that is walled off by the absurdly idiotic world. I spare you life. :-) You seem aware of things. I still have a beating heart. Yes, exception granted, Jeff.
  
  Please don't smoke near me. Community effort here would mean I don't have to resort to pushing people off a cliff.
  
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runningwithscissors

9 years ago

Please do us a favor and push yourself off a cliff.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

What is wrong with socially disruptive people? Do you want people to just be submissive and go along with what you say and anyone who goes against conforming into mindless drones will be executed?
As a socially disruptive person I would revolt.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Have you ever seen the big deal Apple 1984 Superbowl commercial? You might like it. Similar theme to what you suggest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8
  
  Socially disruptive? Rebels? Fine.
  
  Nooo, its the vile barbaric heathens that I want to delete. Wish to delete. Push the delete button. Press...press..press....this would take awhile to clear the planet of such poo poo people.
  
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reminiscent

9 years ago

What your definition of useless is may differ from someone else's.
maybe a test would not be good... I think it was Albert Einstein who said ... "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
So a test might not help you...because people are different you would never be able to make the perfect test to identify everyone.

We all have annoying people we roll are eyes at...or maybe get so upset with people you sometimes imagin punching them in the face... but id like you to take the time to give thought to the fact that to some other people you are the annoying one... your the upsetting or useless one. Because everyones perspective can differ.
so maybe you should care about push in people off the cliff ...because to someone else your the person about to be pushed over that edge.

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- Riddler
  
  9 years ago
  
  I agree with the fish statement but I dont think everyone is smart. I think a lot of people need to be lead as they choose to be stupid. Some stuff is common sense but sadly common sense is not so common. You should not have to be a brain surgeon to figure out a situation is fishy. That statement says that people all have different talents not that they are all automatically going to have good reasoning skills.
  
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  - reminiscent
    
    9 years ago
    
    Well there are different kinds of smart
    -one guy is street smart but he cant pass school.
    -one guy knows all about surviving off the land
    -one guy is so good at school...book smart
    -one guy can take things apart and put them back together again but is bad at tests.
    -one guy is a brilliant artist
    and ect...
    All have knowledge in different areas. But none are nessisarly stupid...but a test says they all are except for that book smart guy.
    They can all have reasoning skills just in different areas
    
    My brother is so smart...book smart...freaking intelligent. I am impressed by him sometimes... but omg so stupid when it comes to common sense...so very stupid
    And yet he thinks he is also so street savvy...he told me once when I told him I didn't think he was street smart that he once had a guy hold up a gun to him...I was like yeah I have also been to the not so great part of town and never had that happen....so im smarter =/
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Beavers are smart. They build dams from instinct.
      
      WTF?
      
      Humans, in the first world countries, are so domesticated (myself included), that thriving in the wilderness would be an agonizing long shot.
      
      I forgetz the birdies that have amazing instinctual smarts to build intricate nests without instructions. Brilliant!
      
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      - reminiscent
        
        9 years ago
        
        Humans have to learn things...thats why we are kids for so long. You have to learn how to hunt...you have to learn how to fish and learn the best fishing spots...you have to learn which plants are poisonous. ..learn how to grow some of your own food... learn how to build a shelter...learn what plants are good for healing.
        
        Also for your information birds learn how to build nests...look it up.
        
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        9 years ago
        
        If you have siblings, they must hate you :-) "I'm always right"! That's your meme. Okay, I shall print you an award from my awesome Epson inkjet. You're very useful, you know. Serious.
        
        So studious, you are. Good trait. Many people lack this kind of inquisitiveness.
        
        We're kids for so long to learn things? Noooo. When do people magically spring from child to adult? What magical date? 18? 21? 12? We kind of mature on a growth phase until around 25, hit a prime spot, then nosedive after that. That's the model anyways. Learning is life long. The brain is remarkably adaptable. You can see this with people that recover from stokes, accidents, what not.
        
        Humans have to learn things? Yes. Some more, others less. It depends on a variety of factors. If that person is the Dalai Lama, he has so many servants, he doesn't have to learn to hunt, fish, or much else. Individual curiosity determines the rest.
        
        Learn which plants are poisonous? Most Americans don't know their food actually comes from the earth. They're only familiar with packaged stuff that gets microwaved. I'm guessing, in the wilderness, a village idiot taste tests plants. If he dies, its poisonous.
        
        Learn to build shelter? Is that an essential skill in 2015 in the USA? If yes, this must be an Amish person or a wilderness survivalist? Americans are more concerned about hunting for free WiFi.
        
        Healing plants? Herbalist or Big Pharma?
        
        Birds don't learn to build nests from an instruction book. Its still on the table as a theory that they may learn this by modeling the behavior. Totally probable. Its still heavily on reliant on instinct. Its amazing too.
        
        Good inquiries :-)
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Easy to say if you live in peace, I suppose. If I poke you with a stick enough times, you will want to push me off a cliff. Get it?
  
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  - reminiscent
    
    9 years ago
    
    If you will reread my 2nd paragraph... you will see I note that yes we all have annoying people in our lives and such.
    Please reread maybe you will understand better.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Its all very nice for you. Not my cup of tea. We have different methods. Toss em.
      
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      - eastbeast
        
        9 years ago
        
        So just to clarify, you like to toss people off?
        
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      - reminiscent
        
        9 years ago
        
        Alright but what if your the useless person in someone elses eyes and you get to be the one tossed over the cliff?
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        What if? This is pathetic. Socratic dialogism not reflective of my actual situationalism.
        
        Boo eh hoo. If said other person, in hypothetical imagined world you have devised, has the might to toss anyone off a cliff, they can. Might makes right. Has been done that way throughout all of history. Baboons do the same. As do wolves and hamsters. They don't discuss first. Alpha decides rights.
        
        Maybe in this hypothetical scenario I will jump off the cliff then pull my parachute for the ultimate BASE jumperoo. I was prepared.
        
        No no, you are going to propose another trite what if question to make it look like you are 100% right all the time. I know its coming. :-)
        
        Okay. This is all subjective anyways.
        
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Tinybird

1 year ago

People don't exist to please YOU. Sorry to break it to you, but you are not that important.

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ifellover333222

9 years ago

I would like to push Katie Hopkins off a cliff

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KindOfWeird

9 years ago

ONLY in your head.

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

How would you feel if other people wanted to push you off a cliff?

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- eastbeast
  
  9 years ago
  
  Is that an offer to toss him off?
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    No tossing, just push or a shove.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  What if the sky wasn't blue?
  
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  - eastbeast
    
    9 years ago
    
    Don't dodge the question,
    
    Would you like to be tossed off?
    
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    What if bears didn't shit in the woods?
    
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Terence_the_viking

9 years ago

who's judging them you? if so you should be the first to jump.

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  9 years ago
  
  Why would I do that? If I'm dictator, that wouldn't happen. That is if I'm dictator.
  
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  - Terence_the_viking
    
    9 years ago
    
    Is it your testwho are you to say who can qualify and who can't.
    
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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

I'm guessing you wrote this post because you've dealt with these people one too many times and are stressed out and/or frustrated, right?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Understanding! Finally.
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    So I take it you won't actually kill them if given the opportunity and you just said all that out of frustration? If that's the case, then I vote normal. Some of these people annoy me as well.
    :)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      In real life? Yes. I wouldn't actually do that. Its just in my head where it shall remain. Those people I am talking about? I might introduce them into a dark closet, slam the door shut. Walk away. That's reserved for those who couldn't understand that the dark entryway with the exit sign was a trap. Oops. Joking, only joking. Trying to remain civilized. Trying!
      
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Im okay with pushing useless people off a cliff, iin?