Inappropriate teleconference

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I don't have a very important position at my company, but I handle stuff that I probably am not justifiably compensated for. Anyway for example at a recent teleconference with some of the top brass my boss asked me to sit in, which I was confused about, but readily agreed thinking perhaps this is the beginning of bigger and better things.

Well as the teleconference began to conclude, my supervisor, without any warning leaned over to one side and ripped a tremendously powerful fart that literally echoed for 3 full seconds. The vice president asked what that loud sound was, I was too shocked to say anything, but without missing a beat my supervisor said "That's just my assistant Johnson, apparently he doesn't understand the proper time and place for bodily functions". They both started laughing at my expense.

Is it normal to think I was hired as a scapegoat for my supervisor's extraordinary flatulence?

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    Dick Johnson, you just got fucked.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I'd say your future at that company just blew out the door with that fart. Time to be finding another one (not fart, job).
    However, unlike gloryholeflasher, no amount of money or apologies could get me to stay. I've way more self respect than that.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Sailing the seas, as you claim to do (lol) must be costly. Tell me, what sort of career have you had?

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  • gloryholeflasher
    8 years ago

    I don't know how bad you need your job, but I would have said, "you're a fucking pig". I would have told him right then and there I quit, and walked out. He would have to beg, and apologize, and give me a raise to get me back, AND, tell the VP that it was HIM that farted on the phone!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      The VP is notorious for teleconference flatulence. Apparently he sets the example as other stories are well known company wise.

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  • SandyGun5555
    8 years ago

    Fuck you.

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    I think you must be very grateful that he did not shit on you during the teleconference as that would have been way worse!Next time piss on his foot whilst he is talking, I am sure he will take it in his stride!

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    That's hilarious. I wish I worked at your company. Sounds like you guys have a rip roaring time. Do the interns also play grab ass by the water cooler?

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    Blame Johnson LIKE A BOSS!

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  • kupokupo
    8 years ago

    Maybe next time you shouldn't fart so loud, Johnson!

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  • MrSexyJesus69
    8 years ago

    That's not too inappropriate, Public masturbation is inappropriate

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    • sexysonofsam
      8 years ago

      Why in your opinion is public masturbation inappropriate? I personally find public masturbation very gratifying!

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      • MrSexyJesus69
        8 years ago

        Ok then, public fisting? or is that a go to option

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        • sexysonofsam
          8 years ago

          Now that is a different kettle of fish altogether...problem being that it is quite a noisy business to pursue in public! somebody might even think that you are assaulting the other person and give you a kick in the head for your trouble...be careful, i personally would not recommend "public fisting" as a pastime to pursue!

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          • MrSexyJesus69
            8 years ago

            This sounds like you're talking from experience

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  • posty
    8 years ago

    Is he hot?

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