Is craig the worst name ever?

Everyone named Craig has problems!

They're either major nerds, flaming homos (no offense, it's just the proper terminology here) or serial killers. Or maybe even all 3 of those things!

There's even Craig Pullin, the Truckee River Killer from Reno 911. And Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle. Point proven. Even fictional Craigs are weirdos.

I agree! Craig is a terrible name.	84
I disagree! Craig is just fine.	64
I happen to LOVE the name Craig!!	12
Um, yeah, my name is Craig (what's your damage?)	17

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Faceless

11 years ago

His list gets pretty creepy sometimes.

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- chinese
  
  11 years ago
  
  i saw ghost outside window for restraunt and white hoodie cry
  
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- Sig_45
  
  11 years ago
  
  lol was jus about to post some shit like that
  
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

I have never known a 'Craig'.

But every 'Karl' or 'Carl' that I have known has been nucking futs. Seriously weird.

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awesometodd

11 years ago

Craig Ferguson is pretty awesome

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- OswaldCobblepot
  
  11 years ago
  
  I was going to say exactly this.
  
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- geek_god_101
  
  11 years ago
  
  How about Craig T Nelson
  
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Mando

11 years ago | pl

Craig? Let's make fun of the name Craig? Are you serious? Are you 12?

"Craig, Craig! Nya nya nya nya nya ..." WTF. When's recess over on IIN?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hello, 911?
  
  This is Craig Feldspar. You have to help me! My monkey butler is trying to kill me!
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Keife. Your argument is invalid.

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- UhhhOK
  
  11 years ago
  
  Your comments are fucking awesome.
  
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charli.m

11 years ago

I always thought it was a very Aussie name.

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Lynxikat

11 years ago

Craig is... not a great name.

But then again, at least it's not a ghetto name like "Schquanda" or "Schtangela", or "Laquisha".

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squeallikeasacofpigs

11 years ago

Craigslist is the worst

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dom180

11 years ago

Being a "flaming homo" would be a real problem, although it would mean the KKK had finally branched out from from black people I guess :P

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howaminotmyself

11 years ago

Yeah, but he has this amazing list on line. I scored a bunch of free plants from him. And my friend got a great deal on some toys for her kid. But you do have to watch out for his shady perverted side. He has numerous personalities.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  You lucked out then. All I got from that guy was a case of herpes, an apartment that doesn't even exist and some fake African gold dust I heavily overpaid for. Then the icing on the cake, he tried to buy my Wii with a fake bank check. Ridiculous.
  
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rayb12

7 years ago

fuck craig

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Antir0b0t

11 years ago

Craig was the worst kisser ever. I was only 15, but damn get that fucking tongue and slobber away from my mouth. The kind where they shove their tongue in and try to be sexy but it's not graceful or fun. Just.. Awkward. Tongue rape. Yes.

Aaaaand he's still a duche bag. Extra duche-y.

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fullofhate78

11 years ago

The biggest problem is that people will always confuse it with Greg and vice versa!

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KourtzXO

11 years ago

Lol this is my dads name.. I don't think he's a serial killer.

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Feanaro

11 years ago

I think Gary and Carl are creepy names. Craig just sounds Australian to me.

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Tehboss

11 years ago

why don't you like your own name little craig?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  That's Big Craig to you, and I fall under the 'Black Guy' clause.
  
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Subfinmatic

11 years ago

Craig David (Bo Selecta) it lol.

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jucedaguy

11 years ago

CRAIGSLIST,

NOUGH SAID!

I also heard somewhere MIT was christened "Craig"

And

Obama was once baby sat by someone called.......

Yup, you guessed it.

CRAIG!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  1. Craigslist has gone to shit, who are you kidding? It's at least 90% scam posts and you get 99% scam replies if you post something.
  
  2. And I heard Elvis was spotted at KMart last week.
  
  3. So THAT'S what's wrong with him!
  
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CheyChey

11 years ago

I know a craig my hair dresser's son and he's the sweetest little boy, it's people named Thomas or Tom that people should be worried about they like to play mind games and are sneaky but they are sexy.

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yesnomaybeso

11 years ago

I've got a friend called Craig and he's so nice! :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  You'll think so until they start finding the bodies. Then you'll be the standard 'friend of serial killer' who gets to be interviewed in the newspaper saying those famous words..."I...I...had...no...idea, he was just such a nice guy...a REALLY nice guy."
  
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  - yesnomaybeso
    
    11 years ago
    
    hahahhahaha. he can be a weirdo sometimes...
    
    i have always imagined one day id say these words. "he was always so nice with me... i had no idea, i couldnt have suspected!"
    
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eggzaphiour

11 years ago

i'm gonna have to agree
craig is the worst name ever
there is nothing else to say really

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Hippie

11 years ago

You ain't gots ta lie, Craig. You ain't gots ta lie.

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davesumba

11 years ago

the only Craig i know is the nicest most fun loving guy in the world, so i'd disagree.

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BluntsRolled

11 years ago

Craig from "Friday" was pretty badass.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  There should be a 'Black Guy' clause on here, it does seem like any black guy named Craig is pretty fucking cool.
  
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  - BluntsRolled
    
    11 years ago
    
    Lmao, on the other hand, my cousin is dating this white guy named Craig.
    
    Oddly enough he's quite odd.
    
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Believe me, there are worse names than "Craig" on this planet.

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disthing

11 years ago

Craig's gotta mighty impressive list, though.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Schindler's was better.
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Jenny.

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nAt2017

11 years ago

Craig is fine. I think we've found an obscure kind of discrimination- name profiling lol

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OswaldCobblepot

11 years ago

Cregg Rondell from boyhitscar is pretty rad!

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

This song will be a good addition to this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

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Who_Fan4Life

11 years ago

I would say that's the worst artist' rendering of some dude that I've ever seen, lol.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Is it?? Here's his real picture, I think it's pretty spot-on.
  
  http://reno911.wikia.com/wiki/Craig_Pullin
  
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Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

11 years ago

Just look at Craig Pelton (the Dean) from Community.

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bristexai

11 years ago

It's not that common though.

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NocturnePonyFan

11 years ago

Fucking Craigs ruin everything.

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Moonbow

11 years ago

I've never known a Craig who wasn't weird and most of them were crazy as bedbugs! I knew a really sweet, intelligent, beautiful girl once and then she started dating this asshole named Craig, who had been in the looney bin several times by the time he got to college. He thought God was talking to him or some shit like that! Anyway, he got her pregnant and even though he was over 21, instead of manning up and handling the situation himself, he went running to Mommy and Daddy and they denied the kid was his even though she was so crazy about that asshole that she wouldn't even look at another guy. He dumped the girl and she tried to kill herself. I hate a guy who runs to his parents to handle his problems and I've never known a Craig who wasn't a wimpy-assed Mamma's boy.

Also, in the movies, a lot of loonies, jerks and murderers are named Craig. I saw an old movie once called "When Michael Calls" and the brother, named Craig of course, turned out to be the crazed killer.

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BurnaBaby27

11 years ago

I knew a Craig..and yes, he was weird. He was always making advances at me, got my number from a mutual friend (more like an acquaintance on his end) and sent me a picture of his penis..which was quite large..he was still a scary kid though.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  At least the penis was quite large though, right?
  
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  - BurnaBaby27
    
    11 years ago
    
    That's all that really matters.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      11 years ago
      
      Indeed it is. At least for me.
      
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      - BurnaBaby27
        
        11 years ago
        
        And for me as well.
        
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Imsupernormal

11 years ago

Fuck you Craig is fucking badass. I have made a shit load of money from his site Graigslist FTW!!!!

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Littlebadgirl

11 years ago

Daniel Craig

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dappled

11 years ago

There were two Craigs in my class at school. One had a skin condition that made him look about 70 (we called him 'Grandad'), and the other only had one thumb because he jumped out of a tree while holding a rope that was attached to a branch and it noosed around his thumb and pulled it off. The only other Craig I know killed himself in a very unusual and macabre way and I don't think it's right to talk about it.

But yes, odd people.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Craig Cardashian , whats wrong with that?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Lol. My former manager named Craig is a little strange but not in a bad way. He'd come into the store (drug store) to pay his bills etc. in disguise. He didn't want anyone to recognize him outside of work. He'd wear a black or brown fedora, sunglasses and changed his voice. (He also has a mustache but I'll get to that later.) I remember not recognizing him once when he was at my window and thinking, "This guy is acting weird." Then I stared at him and realized it was him and laughed my ass off.

Whenever I use to see him on his day off he ALWAYS wore shorts with knee high socks.

Every so often he'd get into these really bad moods lasting a month where he was just grumpy all the time NO MATTER WHAT. It was always a joke that he was on his man period. An employee who had just become a manager and transferred stores visited us one day and my manager didn't want to talk to him. He was kind of being rude to him but he knew that was just Craig being Craig in one of his infamous moods.

He LOVES Canada and has a cabin there that was formerly his father's that he goes to with his wife on vacations. It was/is a running joke about his obsession with Canada. I would hide drawings of him holding a Canadian flag saying, "Muahaha Canada!" in the money he had to count at the end of the night. ("Muahaha" was/is our impersonation of him (because that's how he sounds) and another running joke.)

On to the mustache. Now and then he wanted to train his to curl upward so he'd constantly be curling it and it annoyed the hell out of some of the employees because it was creepy. Lol. Yet another running gag is the dreaded mustache. I still send and receive mustache gag photos to/from a friend/former coworker.

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DannyKanes

11 years ago

I knew a Craig and he was perfectly normal.

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- RaNdOmPoPcOrN
  
  11 years ago
  
  I knew a Jeremy....
  
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  - Steve92
    
    11 years ago
    
    Do you mean that retarded Jeremy Brown or some one?
    
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    - RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      
      11 years ago
      
      No, Danny always calles me "Jermey" and I call him "Trisha"
      
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  11 years ago
  
  If he's still alive then he's still got time to get weird. Can't speak too soon, now.
  
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  - DannyKanes
    
    11 years ago
    
    Well, come to think about it, he was a Melbourne Demons supporter :/
    
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Yumazing

11 years ago

My old marching band director's name is Craig.

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- awkwardsauce
  
  11 years ago
  
  Mine too o_o
  
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  - Yumazing
    
    11 years ago
    
    Weird as heck.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Ah, a band geek? I can't exactly tell if you're backing up my assertion or what here.
  
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  - bristexai
    
    11 years ago
    
    I'd rather be a geek than one of THOSE people.
    
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    - Yumazing
      
      11 years ago
      
      Extrapolate.
      
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  - Yumazing
    
    11 years ago
    
    Hm... Well he was a little cray cray. Never broke a law or kicked a puppy though.
    
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