Is iodine heptafluoride a metaphor for incest?

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Iodine and Fluorine are in the same group. Admittedly, Fluorine is dangerously electronegative which makes it a negative force in general but having a crack at Iodine with that weird +7 potential seems very much like the potential of pairing up with your aunt.

You can have three lone pairs if you want but it's not acceptable in today's society. Especially as you have to get it on by diatomic Fluorine leaping on IF5 and making something weird in IF7.

Anyone up for discussing the morality of molecular incest?

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago | pl

    The fuck did I just read?

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  • Basiagirl98
    10 years ago

    I think that you're reading too much into the chemical science.... honestly it's quite possible that these compounds make you think of incest because you're really the one who wants to fuck your aunt... no offense lol

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    • valisque
      10 years ago

      She tells him he wants to screw his aunt.... Then tells him no offense is meant...
      Right.

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      • Basiagirl98
        10 years ago

        I said it's quite possible... and no offense because he might be grossed out and offended by that...which wasn't my intention, thank you.

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        • valisque
          10 years ago

          No I get what you meant. But it's plain and simple. If you don't mean to offend someone, then don't say anything insulting in to begin with. Saying "no offense" doesn't make it all better.

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          • Basiagirl98
            10 years ago

            Eh whatever... the truth hurts. Why are you trolling anyways? Just leave my comment alone, Jesus...

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Worst porno ever!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    10 years ago

    figgerin by yalls logic that alloys of gold or silver and copper must be kissin cousin cheap one nighter handjobs since they just rubbed each other and didn't bond?
    thank bout that next time yall slip on some 14 carrot

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  • valisque
    10 years ago

    ....... What?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Talk nerdy to me babe...

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  • TheMightyOz
    10 years ago

    Suggestion. Talk about chemistry while taking a shower with your Aunt. She can be Iodine, you can be fluorine. She can piss on your cock to complete the electron flow. Incestual chemistry is the best!

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  • Unimportant
    10 years ago

    I think I love you :-D

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  • Fall_leaves
    10 years ago

    Oh, yes speak in terms I don't understand. DON'T STOP, OMG don't stop, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhhh, keep saying non sexy, sexy terms. What do you want to do to me! You want to keep Ditalizararing me... Omg ditalizare me.................. just prashying all over me. YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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  • Tommythecat.
    10 years ago

    One of those things that sounded clever until you wrote it down. Awwwwww dangggg!

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  • Foamy'sACoolSquirrel
    10 years ago

    .....Come again?

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  • Couman
    10 years ago

    If so, then all the diatomic elements are metaphors for twincest.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    Let the manure flow

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    Wait wait wait let me get this straight. You are using chemistry as a metaphor for incest? You sir need a medal.

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  • myownopinions
    10 years ago

    Okay, sure, I'll play along...

    I don't really believe that this is incest because even though Fluorine and Iodine are in the same family, they're distant cousins separated by a few periods. Plus, there can't being anything immoral about iodine heptafluoride because they complete each other and are a pillar of stability for each other. How can you claim immorality on two elements that have such chemistry that they form a perfect bond when together?

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  • Ilovewinter12
    10 years ago

    Pardon me?

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  • Incomplet
    10 years ago

    Can not unread. I guess it honestly could be seen as a metaphor.

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  • skirlig
    10 years ago

    Dude, that's like science. We don't like people who know things.

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